I have an axe to grind
While in Digby( by the Bay of Fundy) for my augmentation surgery I was contracted to build a boat dock. I love boats, boat docks/piers and the money that can be made off of people who are desperate for a pier. I also know my limitations. I called my buddy Roscoe, I knew he knew a woodsman by the name of Bunyan. Roscoe gave me Mr Bunyan's number and I gave him a jingle, he came with one stipulation, " I want to meet a busty woman from Halifax, thats all I ask...and maybe some flap jacks". So I made some more calls and then before I could say +&*% you, you piece of @#$%! Bunyan had the dock built, no shit just that fast. It took me about a month to come to an agreement with my clients and they paid me with hesitation, by payment I mean I was let out of jail after I built them some ladders to climb from their boats to their new pier. Bunyan I hear was last seen with a bakers dozen of the legendary buxom babes from Halifax cavorting by the sea at Peggys Cove.
I imagine Roscoe laughs, as does Bunyan. Scoundrels I say, every dog has its day and you two just gave me a pile of bones to pine for or my name is not JWW!