Monday, October 29, 2007

I will post a picture and caption it, hmm what now?

Have you ever heard of Inviso Spray 5,000?

If you are not familiar with Inviso Spray 5,000 listen up it is one heck of a product. What it does and don’t ask me how but if you spray it on something say anything, the object becomes invisible to the naked eye, in fact so invisible that a few years ago the company had a huge ad campaign under way, they covered all their inventory with Inviso Spray to show how effective it was, a vice president of the company called the police the next day and told them the entire warehouse had been robbed. The police came and after a few days realized that the warehouse had not been robbed but the product was invisible. The advertising firm was promptly fired and they had to spray the entire the warehouse with primer so they could find their product to relabel, insurance did not cover any of the expense’s something about an “act of moron” clause.
This is my photo caption. Now that was pretty easy really, huh... My Best JW

Monday, October 22, 2007

Da Finkers

Beaking News: NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday.

Also I have been banned from wiki pedia for what ever reason. I did not post? Why am I banned? So I move forward offering you the best and most offensive news I can muster without real/you know facts.

Short Story Stolen From Recent email

Da Finkers

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut
vhen he accidentally cut
off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen
he got dar da Norsky
doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da
finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he
said. "Lord-it's 2007 and
Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible
techniques. I could hafe
put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't
you brink da finkers?"
Ole says......"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem

Friday, October 19, 2007

Why this man ride motocycle crazy?

If you can make this link work, like the little monkey did below you will wonder like the little monkey what is wrong wid dat man?

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

My Bro's Music

When I lived in the city I was using film for photos, this photo was taken with color infra red...I loved the look of the bike, now retro has caught on. My Brah Matt has recorded a CD ( this cover he used on a CD from about six years ago give or take a few years) we had fun one day driving around with a bunch of props and taking pictures, some neat stuff, (all film) we ended up using this shot from my time experimenting, now with photo shop at beck and call I pretty much just stick to straight shots. Check out his new CD which he wrote played and recorded every bit of it including the artwork. Its called California Killers, a term used when something is recorded out of California, it’s killing the industry on the left coast. is where you can buy his CD and his MySpace page is...

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Updating, tired of looking at the same

Around 1987 I took this photo, I used a tripod, film and waited till dusk, I walked along the pier and used the flash based upon my calculations would best illustrate the pier and stuff. The shutter was open for several minutes while I walked the pier and flashed. It took numerous attempts and this one proved fruitful. I finally scored an album cover, just when albums became CDs so I scored a CD cover. I have a number of similar shots, some with myself in them. I had one which I bloated my belly the best I could and then flashed it, it came out OK but not that funny, it illuminated to much of myself, I was shooting for a floating belly in space. That is all I know. I think the CD is not available but I do remember the call, they asked me to use the image and I asked what would it cost me? Windham Hill paid me $900. For my first CD cover, I thought…cool. All based on fact… JW