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What does the tall skinny book in this photo have in common with the other books in the collection?They are all eclipsed by the new Novel based by the entire world’s friend Roscoe. Roscoe has invented a entirely new genre which may indeed be the ever elusive Great American Novel...Read the review below and then promptly place your order for the first edition of .....
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Here are what his peers are saying, through a well respected medium...

Ernest Hemingway, I would have shot myself sooner had I know there was going to be a Roscoe, all my work for nothing!

The Bard, I would have not have bothered putting quill to paper had I know there was going to be a Roscoe.

Tolstoy, I did not understand what he said, it sounded like he was speaking Russian, he did sound despondent.

Mark Twain, I would have remained a river boat captain had I known there was going to be a Roscoe.

The Reviews go on and on, we talked dozens of well-respected dead authors even a few ancient Greeks, they all said essentially the same thing, Roscoe is the only book you need on your shelf, in the library or at the University. Buy it HERE $4.00 With shipping

I know traveling in this great country, especially with a good woman and a chimpanzee, is the American dream. All I can say is that a I got lucky. I worked hard and I was able to retire early. I cashed out the business, threw the bikes on the bumper and hit the road. Roscoe