Rest Assured I am wearing my high water pants
We have been enjoying an especially wet spring and early summer. But rest assured we here in the Midwest are survivors. More later JW
Labels: Beer, Flood Check List, Mustard, Toilet Paper
posted by josh williams @ 10:30
13 Comments
13 Comments:
A million smart-assed remarks come to mind--like, "I salvaged the most valuable things in the house: The beer! Oh, yeah: And my wife..."
But that picture is just beyond the pale.
Ironically, down here they are still bitchin' about the drought and telling people to take a short shower in case the Corps of Engineers f***'s up and lets 10-billion gallons too much out of the lake, again.
I didn't think Meth addicts were beer drinkers. Well, whaddya know?
"The Schlitz Family Redneckerson sets sail for a new adventure!"
(I apologize in advance for that one.)
zen: Yes this photo like the Comstock Lode if great captions.
Helen: Now that is a good point, however this may be there only food source, even meth addicts need some nourishment.
Zen:No apology necessary, keep em' coming.
"Joe Bob Jenkins attempts to flag down his BAIL bondsmen on the misguided theory that he will be an expert on this situation."
"Chivalry lives on, as Sir Walter Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill motions a fair maiden to merely walk over his coat, which he has graciously placed over the 'small mud puddle' [sic]."
"Waving at his nautical neighbor Clem across the street, Buford realizes that he is just a fishing pole, some bait, and a tackle box away from nirvana."
I think I'm most impressed that the crackwife is able to maintain balance while floating upon a piece of sheetrock. That's a skill not shared by many, my friend.
Funny, I would have expected to see a propane tank and supply of Sudafed amidst their belongings. Obviously not a Missouri photo as we are known as a top meth "producing" state. Our residents would have certainly salvaged such equipment, (perhaps in lieu of the wife, in fact).
"The captain of the S.S. Larry the Cable Guy waves to onlookers after his luxury liner departs for another 'Lakes of the Ozarks' cruise; the ship once again filled to capacity."
zen: Strong work, I refuse to pick a favorite, I'm not one to choose favorites, favorite is in the eye of the favorite liker.
William: A good point, maybe this is a second or third trip.
"Finally acting on its long-held resolve to secede from the Union, the Upper Penninsula of Michigan launches its first full-scale Naval attack on Green Bay, Wisconsin."
"When Erline told Skipper Jim-Bob she was 'hitting the head' of the S.S. Clampett, he waved her on and turned his head--silently cursing the mixed blessing of stocking the ship with toilet paper and the Spartan facilities aboard the vessel."
Study my hand,it is proof positive that we do not descend from monkeys. Monkeys hands are funny, my hands are sad.
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