tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post5857534896215542115..comments2023-06-27T05:01:36.318-10:00Comments on My Mule: Rest Assured I am wearing my high water pantsjosh williamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-72119764164989974582008-07-18T20:03:00.000-10:002008-07-18T20:03:00.000-10:00Study my hand,it is proof positive that we do not ...Study my hand,it is proof positive that we do not descend from monkeys. Monkeys hands are funny, my hands are sad.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-30351419580482871862008-07-17T11:30:00.000-10:002008-07-17T11:30:00.000-10:00"When Erline told Skipper Jim-Bob she was 'hitting..."When Erline told Skipper Jim-Bob she was 'hitting the head' of the <I>S.S. Clampett</I>, he waved her on and turned his head--silently cursing the mixed blessing of stocking the ship with toilet paper and the Spartan facilities aboard the vessel."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-38644315042537010172008-07-14T10:33:00.000-10:002008-07-14T10:33:00.000-10:00"Finally acting on its long-held resolve to secede..."Finally acting on its long-held resolve to secede from the Union, the Upper Penninsula of Michigan launches its first full-scale Naval attack on Green Bay, Wisconsin."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-23477575013487812542008-07-14T09:30:00.000-10:002008-07-14T09:30:00.000-10:00zen: Strong work, I refuse to pick a favorite, I'm...zen: Strong work, I refuse to pick a favorite, I'm not one to choose favorites, favorite is in the eye of the favorite liker.<BR/><BR/>William: A good point, maybe this is a second or third trip.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-25937835775936799782008-07-14T07:46:00.000-10:002008-07-14T07:46:00.000-10:00"The captain of the S.S. Larry the Cable Guy waves..."The captain of the <I>S.S. Larry the Cable Guy</I> waves to onlookers after his luxury liner departs for another 'Lakes of the Ozarks' cruise; the ship once again filled to capacity."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-65467512127228604702008-07-14T06:47:00.000-10:002008-07-14T06:47:00.000-10:00I think I'm most impressed that the crackwife is a...I think I'm most impressed that the crackwife is able to maintain balance while floating upon a piece of sheetrock. That's a skill not shared by many, my friend.<BR/><BR/>Funny, I would have expected to see a propane tank and supply of Sudafed amidst their belongings. Obviously not a Missouri photo as we are known as a top meth "producing" state. Our residents would have certainly salvaged such equipment, (perhaps in lieu of the wife, in fact).William Douglas Littlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15482185385720315308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-43836233315603479752008-07-14T06:12:00.000-10:002008-07-14T06:12:00.000-10:00"Waving at his nautical neighbor Clem across the s..."Waving at his nautical neighbor Clem across the street, Buford realizes that he is just a fishing pole, some bait, and a tackle box away from <I>nirvana</I>."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-21495276143386552602008-07-14T06:09:00.000-10:002008-07-14T06:09:00.000-10:00"Chivalry lives on, as Sir Walter Raleigh-Durham-C..."Chivalry lives on, as Sir Walter Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill motions a fair maiden to merely walk over his coat, which he has graciously placed over the 'small mud puddle' [sic]."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-27899282370955680312008-07-14T06:06:00.000-10:002008-07-14T06:06:00.000-10:00"Joe Bob Jenkins attempts to flag down his BAIL bo..."Joe Bob Jenkins attempts to flag down his <I>BAIL</I> bondsmen on the misguided theory that he will be an expert on this situation."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-4100882286696837602008-07-13T16:24:00.000-10:002008-07-13T16:24:00.000-10:00zen: Yes this photo like the Comstock Lode if grea...zen: Yes this photo like the Comstock Lode if great captions.<BR/><BR/>Helen: Now that is a good point, however this may be there only food source, even meth addicts need some nourishment.<BR/><BR/>Zen:No apology necessary, keep em' coming.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-40708059767035254242008-07-13T12:51:00.000-10:002008-07-13T12:51:00.000-10:00"The Schlitz Family Redneckerson sets sail for a n..."The Schlitz Family Redneckerson sets sail for a new adventure!"<BR/><BR/>(I apologize in advance for that one.)Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-48313983270366478222008-07-13T06:31:00.000-10:002008-07-13T06:31:00.000-10:00I didn't think Meth addicts were beer drinkers. We...I didn't think Meth addicts were beer drinkers. Well, whaddya know?Helen Mansfieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11370905227460289276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-87181903689115490532008-07-10T04:59:00.000-10:002008-07-10T04:59:00.000-10:00A million smart-assed remarks come to mind--like, ...A million smart-assed remarks come to mind--like, "I salvaged the most valuable things in the house: The beer! Oh, yeah: And my wife..." <BR/><BR/>But that picture is just beyond the pale.<BR/><BR/>Ironically, down here they are still bitchin' about the drought and telling people to take a short shower in case the Corps of Engineers f***'s up and lets 10-billion gallons too much out of the lake, again.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.com