My Woods ...Wood Bike
At times I feel the need to ride trails on my motorcycle. As a rule I prefer single track and on my part of the planet most of the trails have trees to ride between. Naturally the type of bike for this sort of trail riding is a woods bike, meaning riding in the woods between tree's and such. After a few years and a few concussions one becomes confused and creates a wood bike, one of which I have posted a good example of a wood bike.
posted by josh williams @ 16:59
14 Comments
14 Comments:
Wow, you are sure a natural talent at creating wood bikes. Lets start a new business, I have the hole marketing figured out...
Le: Yes, but It would be quite costly but you are so smart you could really make this thing work! I believe in you! Non sequential $20. bills one large suitcase full should get the job done. Thanks in advance Josh
Mone: Yes, but It would be quite costly but you are so smart you could really make this thing work! I believe in you! Non sequential $20. bills one large suitcase full should get the job done. Thanks in advance Josh
Baby, now that is a chick magnet.
Erin: Oh the stories it could tell. I like also for the elegance of design.
Le Chitelier: We are doing business, case closed. Just send me a sample,if I am pleased. I will leave a message for you in the New Your Times cross word puzzle as to where to meet for our super money making scheme summit. I already have all sorts of low life’s and schister’s on the roster, with you as an addition and if what you say is true...SUPER SUMMIT OF SCHISTERS AND SCUM SECRET SOCIETY aka "SSSSSS" Welcome aboard the world is our mark! Kind Regards SSSS #1 JW
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Hi Josh, would you consider take rubels instead of dollars? My connection promised me TWO suitcases instead of one by tomorrow morning!
Josh, I have an axe, and I mean to use it. Just so you know.
Le: SSSSSSSit is! WHat a grand inspiration!
Mone: Rubles? I need to check the currency exchange.
ing: You would not dare! Right?
It's just, I've chopped down every tree within five square miles, Josh. I'm a lumberjack through and through. I needs to chop, and that bike is the closest thing handy. . . Help me, Josh.
ing: Its made with genuine old growth Japanese Maple of a rare variety that has a thyroid disorder which causes gigantism and the ability to hop. Its known as the Japanese Hopping Maple Gigante.
I put wheels on this sculpture because I am aware of the Bunyan disorder which you suffer from.(the tree I harvested died of natural causes) The uncontrollable compulsion to chop wood. I have been accused of sawing logs which is referred to as snoring. You chop logs, which is refereed to as Bunyan disorder.You case is treatable, follow my instructions. You need to live near a JHMG forest which I can send you a map to such a forest plus I'll send you the land use permit with a receipt for purchase.In this rare forest you will take your cure, since the trees can hop away from you and your axe you will tire quickly. Your prescription will come via Fed Ex and you can wire the money Western Union, when you are out of money your disorder should be reordered, or in laymen’s terms, you fixed.Its a radical cure but you situation demands this attention.
I'll start organizing your move tomorrow, I am so proud of you for reaching out, this took character and will. We can beat this thing! My Best JW
Finished lumber? Pussy...
My wood bike still has leaves on it. Sure, it makes it hard to see while I'm driving, but I just can't get enough of the sound of the wind blowing through those leaves at 80 mph.
sombrero: Don't be so quick to judge, the sandstorm I rode through had something to do with the bikes apperance.
Wow you are a clever guy! Do you know how to build a paper motorbike too? Mechanical origami? If you can, you should sell the patent to Japan.
Le: Strong work, Kathy is not that familiar with me, so what counts is the thought,strong work! I have many alias's Josh is as good as any, I suppose.
pixie:Mechanical origami,hmmm this may take some serious head thinkin'. Hmm yeah gonna have to git down to thinkin'!
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