From the Desk of ...Doh!
This new mouse invention is the bomb! You can program it to bite you fingers and or daddy/mommy parts if you are spending to much time on porn sites at work. Or it can be programmed to do the same if you are doing to much work for your pay and need a little porn break. I purchased the patent for this little marvel off a reputable patent lawyer(oxymoron).I will accept, cash, paypal, Western Union, barter and stuff for this nifty gadget, it can ..DOH!
posted by josh williams @ 17:47
8 Comments
8 Comments:
I so want one of those!!! That is awesome, can you make it say "CandyGram"
blood: First comment wins free mouse shark! I'll ship it today Priority Mail, strong work blood! There are other prize's for other comments. I won a new Mecedes Benz with optional frozen drink blender,for commenting 2nd! Gaw I wonder what third will win?
Jake your third comment and the cheetos are on the way.If you would have just waited to be 4th comment you would have won $500.00 cash and a $700.00 worth of items available at your nearest 7-11. I happen to be 4th so Praise the Lord!
They are on there way, shit I'm 6th which means I win a new 940 KTM Dual Sport with tax's paid! Dang this is some great contest!
Hmmm, you sure you didnt watch to much pay tv lately? :)
Can I have cheetos too?
well okay. i am sceptical but i will buy 90 of them. am i guaranteed an orgasm every time i have too much work on? and those sharp little teeth? are you SURE about this? i mean fuck Josh. you are a scientist and all and i HATE questioning you...you know? but fuck man - those teeth look scary man....hug me josh...fuckin tell me it will all be a-okay?
Mone: Yes I have been watching to much of the tube, and for being the 7th to comment you win a free trip to Fantasy Island!
JJ: IT will all be OK, I guarantee everything 100%, the shipment will err ship as soon as monies are received. Buy this mouse and all your wildest dreams will come true.
CC: Cappy you won a 55 barrrel drum of Shark repellant! How ironic?
LE: How did you know?
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