Tuesday, March 14, 2006

I Toad You!


I have been working 36/8 so have found little time to live my life, relax, read, write book reviews, save people from imminent peril etc. I have been forced to plagiarize and such for posts.Why? Because toilet shamed me into believing I lost it...How he knew being interneticly challanged as Roscoe suggested I just dont know~`

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

27 Comments:

At 4:49 AM , Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrrr.....that be a great flick....the Capt too has been busy.......and findin it hard ta get things goin.....

Ye can barrow some of my skills.....

 
At 10:00 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

just post pictures of vaginas Josh...

 
At 10:59 AM , Blogger ing said...

Two of them. In dialogue. With links.

 
At 11:12 AM , Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrr...these girls are so smart, maybe they could photograph their vaginas talkin and give them to you to post.......after all they are me two favorite lasses in Blog town.....

 
At 11:25 AM , Blogger Bunny ~N~ Early said...

Boys will put ANYTHING in their mouths.

 
At 11:34 AM , Blogger ing said...

Cappy, that'd be a good idea except, well, I'm afraid that if you fell in you'd be lost forever -- we're not simply talking The Bermuda Triangle, dollyman.

 
At 12:07 PM , Blogger crabcake said...

I LOVE that movie!

 
At 12:46 PM , Blogger ing said...

Dollyman? Me too, Crabby. Especially the part where Clark Gable gets lost in the plastic-limb-department and can't find his own ass; what a caper that was!

 
At 3:35 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

CC: Yer skiles ye they be happy aboard me blog.

JJ: Post them on the internet?

ing: Where the hell have you been? The Vagina dialogs or maybe I could have them behave real dominant and controlling and call it the Vagina Demagogue's.

CC: ye got a fair wind blowing bloing in your mind. Just keep on thinkin'.

Shitz: No they will not.

ing: Cappy forgets himself sometimes.

CC: Good flick. thats my review.

ing: you aint shittin' that was one crazy movie!

 
At 8:12 AM , Blogger ing said...

Josh, how about this for a title: Les Damoiselles d'Vaginon. Classy, eh? Sort of Left-Banky-bohemian? They, the two Vags, could argue vehemently about art whilst sipping burgundy.

 
At 4:52 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: I love it when you speak European...Very classy. Dang!

 
At 6:32 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Ing, can your vagina do a European accent? i'm game - i will supply the talking australian accent vagina...

 
At 8:09 PM , Blogger ing said...

No, but my vag can fake it pretty well. This will be like one of those sock puppet shows -- yay!!!!!

 
At 11:34 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

oh dear. Ing's vagina is going to be talking in tongues....

 
At 11:48 PM , Blogger ing said...

Not talking, Jane, taking. 'Course it's impolite to talk with your mouth full, so I'll wait until the commercial break.

 
At 4:15 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing & Jane: Sounds like you are really in for this theatrical breakthrough! I have a bunch of sockw with holes in them we can do the show in or should we cansider clamation, I think I know where to get some clay. What they hell they going to talk about, how about you ladies figure out dialog production finances and stuff and I'll do some behind the scenes promo stuff. This could really be the break we have been waitingfor, hell we will break into the mainstream with this one! JW

 
At 12:56 PM , Blogger Danny said...

Hey Josh, I'm done with blogging now, but I wanted to ask you a question about something. I don't see your email address, so can you email me?

thanks man.

 
At 3:09 PM , Blogger Bloodgood said...

Ing, are you sure your Vag is not possessed. Jane maybe your Vag could perform an exorcism on Ing's Vag. I'll send Cappy for some holywater, Josh I hope you dont mind, but I think your blog is going to get messy.

 
At 3:22 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Blood: sometimes these things happen, no problem.

 
At 9:50 PM , Blogger ing said...

Every single woman's got the devil inside. . . bring on the holy water.

 
At 4:07 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: Working as planned, I have contolling stock in a holy water company! I'm RICH! RICH! Yes, get ya some holy water today! BUYBUY BUY!

 
At 6:33 AM , Blogger madman said...

I like Jungle Janes Idea!

 
At 2:12 PM , Blogger matty said...

I'm so confused. frogs jumping into the mouths of children, vaginas talking right and left.

...my penis only sings. ...and ususally just showtunes. I am so fucking sick of my cock singing "Somewhere" I could, um, croak.

 
At 7:15 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Right-ho. I couldn't find any holy water, so i have beer instead. My vagina is not speaking with an australian accent at present - in fact i can only get it to speak Zulu right now. Ing's vagina seems to be singing in French,

Josh you are Master of Ceremonies right?

 
At 3:45 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

MM:JJ:Matt:ing: Where is this show going to open? Do we have a script? Should it be improv? I'm going to try to genreate some revenue on the lords day, but all the while I will be doing some pretty heavy head thinking about this projuct. JW

 
At 12:16 PM , Blogger MOM! Toilets Blogged! said...

Danny:
I think Josh is ignoring you, I'll help you out. Joshies e-mail address is:
JOSHING-YOU@BLOGSPOT.COM

 
At 5:36 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Thanks Toilet, you good people.

 

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