Sunday, January 22, 2006

Me Hermano has History with Perro’s and Ternero


I received a note from a friend ( we will not call them deep throat, like the Watergate informant) its best we keep their name out of this whole sordid story. I will recount from memory the best I can what was told to me along with photos. G Gordon Liddy was not involved other than the rat he ate, which is an entirely different story so forget what I just wrote.

It was at Bahia de Los Angeles, Bay of
Angels in Baja, where one of the women that worked at the restaurant had a
calf that lost its mother, so she would walk it to work and feed it bottles
of milk during he day. One is never enough and after the ternero was fed
he'd holler for more but none would come,(sp) until the local dogs would
come along to help the poor calf out and offer him additional nursing.
Trouble is, it was all male dogs. Sorry I didn't get a picture of them
all lined up, but be assured they were all interested. The calf was
very thorough. Chuck said he was tempted to get in line, I said behind
which animal. He said, 'well, I've never had a dog...."

Dog help me if this is not all based on fact…JW

57 Comments:

At 8:00 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

yeah yeah Josh. likely story. we know that it was you that wanted to line up, not Chuck....

 
At 8:02 PM , Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrr.....that be a good tale, Blow me down. The Capt also wonders what it be like to get in that line.

 
At 8:54 PM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I am soft, pliant, sleepy, and full of purrs, luv.

e.

 
At 9:41 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Cappy i am sure you have had a few bitches in your time??

 
At 5:38 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Nope it was Chuck, I swear to beer!
CC: I gave you the name of the town this was just a couple of weeks ago, go Captain the calf is starving! We live but once seize the bull by the horns!

EO: Yes I can recount via a muse quite a romantic story.

 
At 10:16 AM , Blogger ing said...

I can't tell if this is one of those inspiring stories to recount over breakfast on Mother's Day, or it it's hardcore porn to be read in private in a locked room, or it it's some new combination genre. And if it's a combination, on what occasion and in what setting could the tale be shared? Josh, what's the proper etiquette for this?

 
At 10:31 AM , Blogger Captain Carl said...

Aye....the capt has had a few wild romps...yes...but me always lookin for a new way to port me boat.

JW-I have set sail, I'll be scribblin the account in my log and report back to ye

 
At 10:34 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing:I think it is beastiality in its purest form and is beautiful expression of love. Porn? Hell no!
Mothers day, the calf lost its mother so its a reminder of how fragile we all are. It is art.

 
At 10:40 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

CC: Sailing into the mystic. Bravo be wary of the Krakens.

 
At 10:58 AM , Blogger ing said...

Thanks for the clarification, Josh. I'm no longer at a loss for that special story to tell over a tall glass of milk on Mother's Day.

Those male dogs really prove than men have a tender and maternal side, you know?

 
At 11:05 AM , Blogger crabcake said...

NO ONE. I mean absolutely NO ONE must tell my dog, Smilin George about this calf.

Smilin George just got out of the rehab center. This could set him back to humpin bunnies.

 
At 11:37 AM , Blogger ing said...

This just goes to show: men complain about the cow and purport to lust after the bunnies. But it's the cows they turn to for love.

 
At 12:01 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

CC: My lips are sealed.One day at a time Smilin George.

ing:You clever.

 
At 12:24 PM , Blogger Roscoe said...

I have never met JW nor have I known him since fourth grade. Sir, de-link me ASAP.

 
At 12:41 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Roscoe: No.

 
At 2:27 PM , Blogger Bill the Apostle said...

Josh....why have you forsaken Jesus?

 
At 3:28 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Josh when you have finished humping your brother's calf could you please wander over to my blog and collect your tag...

 
At 4:45 PM , Blogger YellowSock said...

...Wiping away my milk moustache with utter contentedness and joy in the good nature of all living things. Touching!

 
At 6:14 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Bill: I am very trendy.

JJ: Tag?

Ihate: ITs all good.

 
At 6:30 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Jane tagged me and I thinkg I am suppposed to tag 5 others who I know somehow or another. The questions are 5 Things Other People Find Weird About Me
1: I put hot sauce on my daddy parts
2: I groom myself with my tounge
3: I have high self esteem
4: I do not think I am weird
5: All my friends are weird so how would they be able to gauge if I was weird, everyone else I wont fucking talk to!
With this I tag:
1:Roscoe
2:Mom! I blogged the toilet.
3.Dragon for Hire
4.Bill the apostle
5:Phats

 
At 7:04 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

josh i cannot believe you opted for the tag when there was a gang bang on offer as an alternative. admittedly we didn't have any dogs/calves but i can assure you i can be a beast when required...

 
At 4:58 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

I'm not a big fan of tag, this whole blog thing is a mystery. The biggest mystery being the 2nd offer. Stupid, stupid, stupid....How stupid can I be? JW

 
At 6:13 AM , Blogger crabcake said...

Crap on a cracker! Jane? You already tagged Josh? I tagged him too. Now what? Do I have to tag somebody else or can I just have sex with somebody cuz you KNOW I am not a homework person.

 
At 8:17 AM , Blogger Phats said...

Can i see a picture of the dead rat? My friend seahag loves dead rats.

 
At 12:34 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

CC: Best you have sex with someone. Homework be damned!

Phats: NO rat pictures sorry dude.

 
At 12:40 PM , Blogger MOM! Toilets Blogged! said...

Clip and I sat laughing at the cow dog coupling, while Penguino sat conversing using his strong command of the spanish language:
"El womanO whichO wayO toO theO whoreO barnO?"
It was the Penguino who stired the pot, CLip and I just paitently with our hands in our laps. And I swear, I never boinked THAT cow.

 
At 12:48 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Mom: I notice you said nothing of the dog.

 
At 1:51 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

where is the queue for Crabby's gang bang? i don't want to get in the dog queue by mistake...

 
At 3:19 PM , Blogger Bill the Apostle said...

dude, you've been douched with bad luck

 
At 5:55 PM , Blogger Lady K said...

um....josh?

 
At 12:25 AM , Blogger ing said...

Josh, are you blogging the toilet again?

And you do snore. So could you please turn over? You're keeping me and Bill the Apostle awake.

 
At 5:11 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: The cluster is over at Roscoes, he will be out of town next week so it will be a most excellant place to soil.

Bill: Bad karma on my part.

Lady: NOw what did I do, shit with this bad luck streak.

ing: That was not Bill that was a holograph, remember? Ether, Amyl-Nitrate me and your imaginary Friend Bill. I did not blog the toilet, I just talk to Mom! I blogged the toilet.

 
At 9:05 AM , Blogger matty said...

I think I know of that waitress. ...always feeding the local animals harmone pills she steals from her poor tranny dish washer. You know, all those harmones take their toll and cause much confusion.

...and as your story points out -- not just for the orphaned calf.

 
At 7:06 PM , Blogger MOM! Toilets Blogged! said...

Do you know the differance between a enzime and a hormone?

You can't make a enzime!!!

Oh my, I'm flush with my self. Ahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhaha

Who want a beer and a new friend?

 
At 7:08 PM , Blogger MOM! Toilets Blogged! said...

Okay, that went over so well, how about a group of girl scouts and a group of pigmys?

One is a bunch of cunning little runts!

hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahah

More beer! I knew you would all stop liking me!

 
At 7:10 PM , Blogger MOM! Toilets Blogged! said...

Still reading? A old woman in church and a young freshly shaved girl in a bath tub?


Ahahahhaahahhahhahah I'm going to bed now, too much beer, I've gone too far! One has hope in her soul! Ahahahahhahahhahahahha Come see a real blog over at my place, this is going down the drain! Ahahahahhahahhahahahah

 
At 10:10 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Mom i will be your friend. Until the beer finishes. Then your jokes will need to improve. or you could go out and get more beer.

 
At 9:43 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Matt: Your right..
Mom: Your wrong
JJ: Beware of Mom he spikes his beer with water.

 
At 10:49 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

hey.. I stood in line

 
At 5:00 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Roxi: worth the wait eh?

 
At 5:21 PM , Blogger YellowSock said...

Yeah, but how do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

(Crickets...)

 
At 5:23 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

How do you screw your wife and make her scream twice? Put it up her butt then wipe your cock on the curtain....Mom!I blogged the toilet.

 
At 6:23 PM , Blogger ing said...

Um, I don't think that beer's doing the trick for me. Got anything harder?

 
At 8:47 PM , Blogger ing said...

Josh, would you PLEASE do something about those adenoids? There aren't going to be any trees left in the forest if you keep sawing logs like that.

 
At 3:38 AM , Blogger Mone said...

Thats really funny. Do you mind if I translate it into german and put it on my page?

 
At 4:41 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: Me mum always used the pillow trick on Da except one night she got carried away and now I have to go to visit her, she has one of those Hannibal masks on, and alway tells how cheap my cologne smells, odd thing is I don't where cologne. I must just smell cheap. I'll go to sleep therapy soon. I promise!

Mone: Take her away! Today this page will now be known as My Mule International! Thanks JW

 
At 4:49 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

I hat: I thougt you could make and enzyme but not a hormone?

 
At 8:20 AM , Blogger Calzone said...

Whats up dilly? I've been sort of like wasted but I seem to remember you said you would buy me a drink or some shit like that.

 
At 10:17 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

FUCK YEAH!

 
At 4:55 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Drinks are on me! Half melted hairy jello shots! Ick. Maybe just a beer or cocktail. I'll stand them up for ya cause thats what dillys do! Everyones welcome, its not a party unless everyone is invited! JWW

 
At 12:19 AM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Dear JW,

As promised.

"To my hero Josh Williams. Perhaps we will ride together one day beneath a glowing Harvest Moon.

Yours in letters,

Erin O'Brien"

I look forward to your every utterance, darling.

 
At 12:36 AM , Blogger ing said...

ogod, Josh, I'm tired. I went out with Matt to see Rollerboogie, and after that, Xanadu and I'm all roller-skated out. Then we went to a bar called "Daddy's." I have to work in five hours. So go ahead and snore, because I'll probably sleep through it.

I'd never use the pillow on you, Josh.

 
At 2:46 AM , Blogger redgirl said...

taste bad more filling

 
At 4:23 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Erin: I am the master of utterance, I will not let you down.

ing: You promise...You Promise!

Redgirl: I'll take your word for it, thanks for the info.

Now to werk, then more werk and after that I knuckle down and werk! JW

 
At 8:20 AM , Blogger MOM! Toilets Blogged! said...

I guess I need a picture of a cow licking a dog on my blog. Look how many hit's the Josh guy gets and ALL the hot chicks, Me? I get squat! Problem is I don't have any photo's of a cow licking a dog. So my question is: Where do you get pictures of cows licking dogs? Unless you spend your days hanging out in a Mexican farm lot. Ahhh, that splains it, Josh blogs by night and Mexican barn yard by day. I knew he was a werid O, now his secret is out and all these HOT chicks will be fleeing like rats from a ship. Come on over to MOMS, I'll protect ya'll from these oddities of nurture.
MOM

 
At 9:53 AM , Blogger Bill the Apostle said...

Burn in Hell Josh..sorry Jesus told me to say that

 
At 4:56 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Mom: Shut your pie hole ya big turnip!

Bill: No Prob. Jesus I know has a lot of pressure and stuff, it forgotten.

 

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