Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Fishin' for the bottom feeders!


Someone has hijacked my site and is leaving nasty notes on other blogs in my name. I am an arse but look at my history if the comment does not fit my profile then it was not me, I promise. I am on the trail of the bottom feeder. Justice will be served to the hijacker not me, me I'm as innocent as a little baby! JW

I have the stats on the bottom feeder thanks to crabcake crack detective work. Lord shes goood people: Here goes if it looks familiar let me know.
HostName: 66-211-195-21.velocity.net
IP: 66.211.195.21
ISP: SOFTEK INC
Location: Erie, Pennsylvania (ring any bells?)
Domain: US NETWORK
Browser: MSIE (Win 2000) (so happy it's not a mackie person)

27 Comments:

At 6:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

josh - even though you for some reason dont like me, and i admitt i have left an occasional comment on your blog - i would never leave comments on someone's blog attributed to another blogger - thats rather sucky - in fact josh, you know THATS worse than what i did BUT do you get all rude, insulting and nasty with THEM? NO, but you and your girly friends love kicking me in my balls - didnt jesus say "what goes around comes around" or was that tab hunter? BBD

 
At 6:41 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

You know BBD I dont think it was you. However it is not that hard to create a blog so if you are comfortable in your skin, comment away.Or like most bloggers create a character. Just remember my folks read this site so I am a sensor of sorts so as to protect them from words and ideas they do not understand and have not nor need to think of, the ideas thing.

 
At 7:02 PM , Blogger flatlander said...

Word. What a hassel!

 
At 7:04 PM , Blogger boudica of suburbia said...

hahaha...

perhaps you should just leave another *real* comment apologising for the mishap on the blogs in question?

it wasn't much of a diss really. I mean anyone with half a brain cell isn't likely to be offended by "this sucks" are they?

xxB

 
At 8:23 PM , Blogger Phats said...

Oh Josh say it aint so the comment you left on the blog! "purdue sucks" oh man and here i thought we were blog friends! haha I am hoping you're not an IU fan

 
At 8:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

josh, why than youk - that was the kindest you have treated me ...we somhow got a a bad start, due to all those silly girl fans you have and those few very strange men who seem to cling about you for a free ride through the chicks ... i only had one slight uncomfortable moment with you when i told you i loved you ...i meant it and was rather aurprised that anyone would think anyting of it BBD

 
At 9:59 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

nice fish josh. shall i put some potatoes on?

 
At 2:43 AM , Blogger Trailer Park Girl said...

Yes I did get a comment...nothing too weird. Lief Garrett getting caught with narcotics on a train platform ...all beat up with no ticket...does blow...but it's kind of funny too! Hopefully he gets the treatment he needs and can tell his story at a 12 step meeting.

 
At 6:39 AM , Blogger Nutz On A Roll said...

yeah Josh....did you leave that comment?!?!

 
At 8:10 AM , Blogger crabcake said...

He's innocent I tell you. Well, with the minor exception of that night in Vegas but, HEY! We're all human, right?

And anyway I promised Josh and the midget that I'd never tell. I am a woman of my word.

Josh, all the info I have on your hijacker is posted bold and clear over at the cowpie field.

I figure since so many people have been hit by this weasly coward, everybody deserved to be in on the fun so for whoever wants it, it's there.

Can't give you a name though. Not yet. Looks like this person lurks but doesn't post. At least on my blog.

I don't have clue how this little toad can enjoy doing this. Seems like a grade school prank to me but geesh, even grade school kids get tired of doing dumb stuff after a few times.

Ah, well. Look we all know he's out there. It's only words and we should all be used to it by now. I sincerely doubt many people are gonna keep falling for the same schtick.

 
At 10:20 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

howdy josh - ever since brokeback mountain i can't stop saying that -
perhaps all cowboys are gay, i mean out alone with each other for weeks with no women, you know, maybe the cowboys do what the guys in prison do, make another guy their bitch ... wow, its gonna be hard for me to watch any other westerns ...well my friend josh, i think its such a shame that you and i and them got off on such a bad foot a few weeks ago ... you have been nothing but a gentleman to me ... if i lived in your basement, you would like me ... ok later josh, i like being friendly with you BBD

 
At 10:21 AM , Blogger crabcake said...

Phew. Fixed the link. As always, I have no idea what I did wrong the first time. ahhhhhhhhhhh ha hahahaha ha ha!

 
At 10:52 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Once again the world is spinning on greased grooves! Thanks JW

 
At 10:52 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Oh, I almost forgot, what the hell are we going to do about the mole people?

 
At 12:36 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

if ONLY cupcake's singing was a good as her sleuthing....

 
At 2:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to our sources BBD wears yellow highwater sweatpants to the gym.

"This guy calling himself BBD checks in at the gym wearing these brigth yellow sweats that came way above his ankles. And he exercises in socks and sandals."

-Seymor Hilts, 37

"He sweats all over the stationary bike too. Nobody can use it after that."

-Ryan Farbro, 28

 
At 3:24 PM , Blogger Phats said...

Ahh my sincerest apologies for doubting you my friend. I am more relieved to hear you are NOT an IU fan PHEW

Need any help beating the crap out of him let nutty and i know! hahaha

 
At 3:43 PM , Blogger Calzone said...

That sucks dilly...totes.

 
At 6:03 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: When do you hear you croon?

Anon: Thanks for the intel.

Phats: I think we can beat them between the ears, they aint that bright. However thats where you come in I may need a little brain power cause I wasn't suggesting that I was some sort of interplanetary genius either.

Calzone: Thanks, you good dragon.

 
At 6:57 PM , Blogger Lady K said...

good LORD, the bottom feeders are EVERYWHERE! Goodness me! That bites. What kind of fish is that? Lemon-pepper sounds REALLY good about now. I'll start the grill...

 
At 8:23 PM , Blogger ing said...

I heard that those mole people can smell a bottom feeder from any distance. It's their favorite fare (especially the face and the eyes). So maybe you should let them run for a while. Aftere all, they're mutants -- they can't reproduce. Do you think we'll outlive them?

 
At 5:58 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: After much research, I have arrived at the same conclusion. The bottom feeders love mole people, maybe that is why they have surfaced recently and was trying to pay homage to me by posting in my name all over blog land. They are a hungry fish but not that bright. They can breed and the mole people will soon be hiding in the hills , but their numbers will be greatly deminished by the bottom feeders so by then with a collective effort should have found an effective way to deal with them. I think they live forever unless you killem'.

Lady Hearteater:Best we dont eat the bottom feeders just yet, we got some mole people that need et'.

 
At 6:04 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually anonymous (i hate that you have the same name as i) i wearn nothing but a turquoise blue wrist band when exercising at the gym, this way i find i get immediate use of all the equipment and never need to waste my time waiting ... and fyi, i do NOT sweat on the stationary bike, i admit i have peed on it ... so josh, how is everything? BBD

 
At 10:17 AM , Blogger MOM! Toilets Blogged! said...

I'd like to invite all you bloggers to come visit my new blog, it feels good to have new friends, though it wont last. I just know it won't, never does, that's why my life is such a dead end, no where to go but further down the tubes. But hey, before you get to know me, Hi how ya doing?

 
At 11:20 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Bugger off you toilet blogger!

 
At 12:53 PM , Blogger Roscoe said...

Josh, What happened to Mom’s Restraining Order?

 
At 4:26 PM , Blogger scott enema said...

howdy josh ( as you know i've been greetin everyone with a howdy since i saw brokeback mountain ) i was super surprised to hear you had never heard of the author david foster ... you shock me ... you actually disapoint me ... while watching ennis and jack (brokeback cowboys who make whoopie together in a tasteful way) i ordered the medium popcorn for $4.50, the person behind the candy counter said " for 50 cents more you get a large popcorn" - i love a bargain so i did ... on that night did i realize i had paid five fking dollars for popcorn - you can get laid in some states for that amount - BBD

 

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