Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Roscoe on The Run!


From satellite feed I discovered this image of Roscoe, in north Africa acquiring another bike for our project. I am relieved that he is safe, but distraught that he is taking this so seriously to risk life and limb.

52 Comments:

At 6:23 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

holy smoke, that is a large fart. look at the billow of dust behind him!

 
At 6:51 PM , Blogger ing said...

Oooh, he's so teeny! Look at the little bugger go! Hee hee.

 
At 7:03 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Yes Roscoe is a gifted farter.
Ing: In real life he is much larger... I wish I had a penny for every time I used this line!

 
At 7:12 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

and what are you gifted at Josh? my party trick is that i can burp Bohemiam Rhapsody...

Ing? Can you?

 
At 7:24 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

I can stick a coin to my forehead and drop it into my front pocket with a simple look of puzzlement....Top that!
Now I go bed, while you think of a one upper! JW

 
At 7:30 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Gee josh. I could never top having my forehead drop into my pocket. i am not surprised it looks puzzled as it does so...

 
At 11:48 PM , Blogger ing said...

And furrowed, I imagine.

I've tried burping The Bohemian Rhapsody, but I can never sustain those high notes. I can, however, quack the U.S. National Anthem while trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.

 
At 7:01 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

I can sing Amazing Grace to the tune of anysong!

 
At 7:13 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

hey! no deleting your comments mister!

 
At 7:25 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Roxi: It was the only way I could lure you to the site as a voulunteer. Thanks for joining!

 
At 7:53 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

This is called fine print. All commenters will be considered volunteers, if you missed the fine print to bad. Now Jungle Jane, ing, Roscoe and myself are going to issue your orders and since by commenting you have no choice.Those volunteers we find unsavory will be put under Freak Shows charge. Desperate times require desperate measures.Have mercy on those who did not take the time to read this lengthy fine print.

 
At 7:58 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

ohhhhhh you punk ass!!!

damn it..

consider an ass beating coming your way very quickly!

 
At 10:19 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ and Ing Roxie is now under your command, my little recruitment ruse is working. I love it when a plan comes together.

 
At 11:14 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Perfect. Roxi your first chore is to give me the arse beating instead of Josh...

 
At 11:25 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

choice.. thats a choice??

 
At 11:25 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

I thought I was being ...

* whip crack*

told what to do..

 
At 12:02 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

*tremble* eeeeeeek. sorry ma'am. is there anything i can do to make you more comfortable??

 
At 2:09 PM , Blogger ing said...

Josh, I think Roxi will be issuing the orders, which you and Roscoe can then pass along, which Jane and I will carry out in the manner we've agreed upon, which ye shall not know. Needless to say, I'll need a washboard, soap, bleach, starch, and an iron. Can Roscoe be trusted with a hot iron?

 
At 4:30 PM , Blogger ing said...

One more thing:

I'll need a teeny little apron for Roscoe to wear.

 
At 5:35 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ass, or mule: slow of mind : OBTUSE b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c : lacking intelligence or reason : BRUTISH

 
At 5:39 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Roscoe if memory serves hate irons. So I think what we should do is just thow away our dirty laundry and buy new, time is very valuable. I have not heard from Roscoe but if I know him he will show up with the bill of material plus! Bonus gifts and shit.

 
At 5:40 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

So glad that I found that garage sale! Now I know you better!

1 a : a race or contest in which an artificial advantage is given or disadvantage imposed on a contestant to equalize chances of winning b : an advantage given or disadvantage imposed usually in the form of points, strokes, weight to be carried, or distance from the target or goal
2 a : a disadvantage that makes achievement unusually difficult b sometimes offensive : a physical disability

 
At 5:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This book is all about you... smile for the camera!

DISHONEST, DECEITFUL, MENDACIOUS, UNTRUTHFUL mean unworthy of trust or belief. DISHONEST implies a willful perversion of truth in order to deceive, cheat, or defraud DECEITFUL usually implies an intent to mislead and commonly suggests a false appearance or double-dealing MENDACIOUS may suggest bland or even harmlessly mischievous deceit and when used of people often suggests a habit of telling untruths
UNTRUTHFUL stresses a discrepancy between what is said and fact or reality.

 
At 5:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

one that is not what it purports to be: as a : a worthless imitation passed off as genuine b : IMPOSTOR, CHARLATAN c : a simulated movement in a sports contest (as a pretended kick, pass, or jump or a quick movement in one direction before going in another) designed to deceive an opponent d : a device or apparatus used by a magician to achieve the illusion of magic in a trick

 
At 6:40 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

i won't move unless Roscoe guarantees that he will wear the teeny apron. ironed or not.

 
At 9:14 PM , Blogger ing said...

Me too. And he BETTER be real handy with the washboard, you hear? Tell him to get his teeny little scooter back here. I'm ready to set sail

 
At 7:35 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

I dont want to give orders..

I just want to know what the fuck is going on here!!

damn it..

I am sooo confused..

 
At 7:47 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ and ing I cannot speak for Roscoe but I am not sure he will aquiesce when he sees your duty roster. I expect to hear from him soon. Also I think you all should be in charge of Roximoon kinda of a roll reversal thing. Should we put you all in the same location? I have an atlas laid out on headquarters conferance room table and am noting longitudes and latitudes. We may not get rich off this project but we will soon be easily googled, this I can guanratee!
Anonymous: Charaltan? Now that hurt!

 
At 9:24 AM , Blogger Roscoe said...

No more talk of aprons or washboards. Soon, we’ll all be thrashing. Put you boats in the water because we have our materials list complete. Freak Show, facing great peril I might add, will spearhead operations in South America. A new player, Beanie Andrew, oversees our African interests. Ladies, don’t let Josh’s swarthy nature fool you. This will be dangerous. We (I) have angered foreign governments, professional criminals, and militant bloggers. Go now and await word from JW. Fair well.

 
At 9:32 AM , Blogger BigBill said...

I will be more than happy to captian a ship. Let me know what I must do. Can I have "Quwee Quwaa" from Moby Dick as part of my crew?

 
At 9:48 AM , Anonymous Casey said...

Your blog is pretty pitiful. I'm turning it in to the authorities for lack of cleverness.

 
At 10:27 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

my boat is not going in the water Roscoe, its just for show. Josh, i think you need to get Roscoe up to speed on recent developments. and while you are up, pass me a beer?

 
At 11:04 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Casey: The same people who highjacked the bicycle clubs blog has done the same to you.
Big Bill: You got may man welcome aboard!
JJ: With everything I'm juggling your beer might be a little warm since both hands are full I had to stash it under my arm.We have almost all the base's set up and rigs in place.The waiting is the hardest part.

 
At 11:37 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

can I bring my pet stripper along with me?

I have to have her..

she keeps me warm at night..

and .. oh.. and my 10 foot python..

 
At 11:40 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Roxi:You Bet!

 
At 11:44 AM , Blogger Casey said...

Hey Josh,

Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt. I don't know who's doing it, but hopefully they'll stop soon. I've gotten more hate mail than I know what to do with.

Like your blog. I'll be keeping up with you now.

 
At 11:49 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Casey: Thanks

 
At 2:33 PM , Blogger ing said...

Awaiting orders. I'm glad you garnered some new recruits.

 
At 3:01 PM , Blogger Chuck Dawson said...

Willy Jo's log is gone!

 
At 3:34 PM , Blogger Casey said...

As he would say, "interstin..."

 
At 4:35 PM , Blogger ing said...

What is going on?

 
At 5:02 PM , Blogger madman said...

Is a new religion forming on this site?

 
At 5:12 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Willy Gone? No religions. No orders just ideas. So does anyone know the particular coordinates of the equator? Is it somewhat predictable like a tide table?

 
At 6:13 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Back to business! I still have not and will not google unless I have to.Where do I find the equator tables for the movement of the equator. As soon as I am provided this information we can almost surely be near the end of the ordeal I have put us through.

PS:As I studied my site, more than is healthy. I studied others sites more than is healthy. Me being a man of old world technology, firmly believe that "I'm not Touching You" (Formally Tomsite top blogger, shortly prior to me being issued a warning that "it must be nice to be on top without competition" is not only my flamers but the duo hijacking blogs and posting to make the blogger look bad or the blogee to over react.As a rule the bare chested young men have a post followed in the same day, a breaking black heart.Thems the facts.If willy jo is missing, I think if he was removed from Tomsites was because of his content not the boyz.Hell I dont hate willy or Cletus.Anyone placing bets? My money is on the boyz!

 
At 6:15 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Josh the Equator is in Australia, right next to Sydney, where i live. In fact i am just on way out for the weekend to Mittagong, which i believe is the centre of the universe. Is there anything i can do while i am there?

 
At 7:04 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: There will be a container at the rail yard. Pick it up if you can and secret it away and await instructions. I fear it contains all sorts of illicit drugs and free beer, so guard it with your life until I am able to secure and assure its safty.
You good people!

 
At 7:14 PM , Blogger Mike said...

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At 7:30 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Mike: Only if it is illegal!

 
At 7:44 PM , Blogger Mike said...

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At 8:05 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

I am used to math and it just added up, if I miscalculated then I apologize. I have been assaulted almost daily, and take my assaults with a grain of salt but after awhile the grains accumulate and then we have a pile. I do not heart piles. You had the most prolific shaker so.I still am convinced of your guilt. If Willy decided to delete his blog it was of his own doing. Prove me wrong and I will buy you a case of Tanners Jack. JW

 
At 8:22 PM , Blogger Mike said...

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At 11:45 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

The deleted posts where deleted by Mike who did a poor job of defending himself and realized it this morning.

 

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