Friday, January 06, 2006

Roscoes Boat for the Ladies


He showed up but before I could set up a plan he was gone. I say's "Roscoe logistics"? he said "Ship and helicopter" and like a nuns fart he was gone. Well General Jane,ing, Roxie here is your ship. There is a number of places for names so if you want to name it just find a spot and paint it, just remeber its not easy spraying paint dangling over a railing. We have a crew of 200 Eunuchs waiting to serve you. May I quote Van Morrison? Yep its still my blog...
We were born before the wind
Also younger than the sun
Ere the bonnie boat was one as we sailed into the mystic
Hark, now hear the sailors cry
Smell the sea and feel the sky
Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic

13 Comments:

At 8:32 PM , Blogger ing said...

That'll do. But there's a few things I need cleared up.

Can we play shuffleboard? Is there a buffet? Who's the musical act? How long can we stay in Puerta Vallarta? Do I still get a brigatine?

I found a stand-in captain, suitable for steering this fine craft you've appropriated.

Jane, your logo would look smashing on the side of this behemouth.

 
At 4:53 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

OHH.. THATS MY SHIP.. FUCK YEAH..

awsome.. now I gotta think of a name for it?

 
At 6:13 AM , Blogger ing said...

Roxi: Since we got chintzed into getting only one ship, we have to share the name. So far, I think Jane wins the name contest, unless you or shadow can think of something better.

 
At 6:59 AM , Blogger higher1. said...

Good Morning Friend!

That sure is a big boat! LOL!

 
At 7:41 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

oh.. well.. I like janes anyway..

we are good then..

can someone kiddnap a couple non enuches for me??

I mean.. I love guys with deep voices.. I'm sorry I cant help myself.

 
At 8:09 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Gavin Mac Leod is the most underrated actor in the business. Is he dead yet?
Non Eunuchs after the business is complete. We cannot be beggeting on a important scientific adventure.Yes ing: it has everything can need or want. After the mission the ship is yours to share and to run a business. All I ask is that 20% of the profits go to the "Joshie Fund for Better Things".I will make sure Roscoe gets a share.We are so close!

 
At 11:48 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

i'm kind of off men right now. they think its funny to play football with your heart. i'll take the enuches...

 
At 1:47 PM , Blogger St. Francis said...

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At 2:22 PM , Blogger ing said...

Eunuchs make great warriors, and after the cruise --er, I mean, assignment -- we can start a choir.

 
At 3:13 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

The 200 Castrato Choir. That could be the feature act on your new cruise ship! Working on a number of projects, a number of people are already in route. Roscoe volunteered to pick you all up with his fancy new helicopter, as soon the timecomes. I really am very proud of all of you and pack your bags it could be anyday. Sundress's are always in season on a cruise ship.

 
At 1:43 AM , Blogger BigBill said...

Hey would Leon Redbone be considered a enuche? He has a lovely singing voice. Or maybe even the ghost of the late great Lou Rowls...Who, I might add was from the Chicago area.

 
At 6:29 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Bill if I didn't know any better I would think your trying to hop on board the ladies ship. You have your boat and bring Leon if you want I am not so worried about the Eunuch issue on your boat.

 
At 9:22 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

fantastical!

there are hot chicks involved.. so good stuff

 

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