Calzone is Risking Wings and Tail !
For the greater good of science Calzone offered his services. I found a boat and a red neck cooked to his favorite temp. 98.6, he is in the cabin on the couch with a warm Blatz resting on his tummy.
Calzone you have your coordinates and with your training I am going to trust you to this entire section of the equator. If you have any questions contact me, at ...well you know... Your the best dragon I ever did know!
posted by josh williams @ 17:58
27 Comments
27 Comments:
Josh, why do we need the services of a dog fucking dragon? will we be doing lots of dog fucking? if so, can I select my dog first? i cannot help but feel somewhat disturbed...
yours,
confused
Jane I was not aware he fucked dogs. I just thought he ate red necks. He will be on the opposite side of the globe and I will not permit him to fuck one dog under my watch!Unless you want him to do your dog and then you could create some sort of supper race of dog/dragons. lemme know JWW
um. lemme think. m'kay i may have confused red neck eating with dog fucking. easy mistake to make. perhaps i should just stick to recording the audio?
JJ; You think and get back to warbling.
trailer park girl: Know one understands myself being the most confused.
Not warbling, burping. You're always trying to flatter the ladies, Josh. Tell it like it is.
Who does know what's going on here, Josh? We need some leadership! The eunuchs are growing restless!
right. well i'll just sit in the trailer warming up my vocal chords until something actually happens then?
I am so glad i sunk my stupid boat...
I'll be in a lifeboat drifting out towards the Bermuda Triangle.
Christ i think its time we got Roscoe back. I need direction, dammit.
When Roscoe is off on one of his missions I am in complete control! Remeber the Heart of Darkness, well thats what happens to me when I gain control so prey ROscoe shows up. Its all good. JW
When can we open fire, Josh? I feel like killing something helpless in the name of our mission...
Okay first of all I so dont fuck dogs.
Secondly..your boat sucks.
Third and shit....I'm totally wasted on pills
Calzone thats why your making the big bucks!
JJ: Hold your fire!
aw come on Josh, please? I feel like hurting something cute and helpless because my own heart is so black and angry...
Are there villages to be raided and men to rape?
I'm fucking terrible. Don't hate me.
I have to work two jobs just to pay for the Internet connection to read your site.
I pay by the minute. It costs so much that I can't afford to post unless it's really meaningful.
This is one of those times. And one of those messages.
Here goes:
"Calzone is the devil. Really. I'm not fucking around."
Shit -- another dollar. Gottago.
Calzone: If you are the devil himself I have the perfect location for you.
Friends of McDougal: thanks for the heads up I kinda knew this, but I have a location where he can certainly do no harm. Your welcome aboard if you wish, free fish fry all you can eat, bring your own fish and beverages.I can set you (if McDougal has time in his Franklin Daytimer he is welcome too) up with the ladies on the luxury liner if you wish.
TO ALL INVOLVED: 24 Stations have been set along the Equator, soon we will be assigned to our respecective Stations, some very cool some pure hell. Like some famous dead English explorer said "there are no adventures, just mistakes" Judging from the crew I cannot imagine any adventures! I am so proud of you all!
JJ/ing/Roxi: Roscoe has a huge swantz.
Hang on. We already ascertained that the equator is located right next to Sydney where i live. Does that mean you are all coming to Australia? Do you all realise that living in Australia means you all have to put out?
I'll put out the candles, the dog, and to pasture. I will lay to rest.
I know why Roscoe volunteered to pick up the ladies and his last stop being Australia. One man and a team of Charlies Angels, in a country that has been running amok in some sort of sexual revolution. This may delay things a few minutes, so Roscoe I have accounted for this you dog you!
I am back when do I get my money?
Phats: Roscoe spent it all. However we need a volunteer for the project. Man thanks in advance for helping out !
Roscoe is coming over? yummy. fresh meat...
The pool is ready, the hot tub jets are being peronalized.Its all good, alost there!
JJ: Roscoe is hung like a tapir!
I have just made some mechanical repairs and I am limping along.... I am trying to aquire or comendier another vessel... The only vessel areound here that is worth anything is my "seminal vessical" ARGGAGGAGAR (Popeye!!)
Hold tight I am cumming!!! Or I am on my way!!
Gawd be wid ya! TIme to ration the grog, may have to tighten the belt, got Roscoe on the way in a helicopter to drop you provisions. Gawd Speed! JW
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