Sunday, January 08, 2006

Calzone is Risking Wings and Tail !



For the greater good of science Calzone offered his services. I found a boat and a red neck cooked to his favorite temp. 98.6, he is in the cabin on the couch with a warm Blatz resting on his tummy.
Calzone you have your coordinates and with your training I am going to trust you to this entire section of the equator. If you have any questions contact me, at ...well you know... Your the best dragon I ever did know!

31 Comments:

At 6:43 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Josh, why do we need the services of a dog fucking dragon? will we be doing lots of dog fucking? if so, can I select my dog first? i cannot help but feel somewhat disturbed...

yours,
confused

 
At 6:50 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Jane I was not aware he fucked dogs. I just thought he ate red necks. He will be on the opposite side of the globe and I will not permit him to fuck one dog under my watch!Unless you want him to do your dog and then you could create some sort of supper race of dog/dragons. lemme know JWW

 
At 9:43 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

um. lemme think. m'kay i may have confused red neck eating with dog fucking. easy mistake to make. perhaps i should just stick to recording the audio?

 
At 2:30 AM , Blogger Trailer Park Girl said...

Red neck eating...hmmmm sounds really weird. (I will pretend to know what y'all are talking about). It's still a funny picture!

 
At 6:31 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ; You think and get back to warbling.
trailer park girl: Know one understands myself being the most confused.

 
At 9:22 AM , Blogger ing said...

Not warbling, burping. You're always trying to flatter the ladies, Josh. Tell it like it is.

Who does know what's going on here, Josh? We need some leadership! The eunuchs are growing restless!

 
At 9:55 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

right. well i'll just sit in the trailer warming up my vocal chords until something actually happens then?

I am so glad i sunk my stupid boat...

 
At 10:23 AM , Blogger ing said...

I'll be in a lifeboat drifting out towards the Bermuda Triangle.

 
At 10:40 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Christ i think its time we got Roscoe back. I need direction, dammit.

 
At 10:49 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

When Roscoe is off on one of his missions I am in complete control! Remeber the Heart of Darkness, well thats what happens to me when I gain control so prey ROscoe shows up. Its all good. JW

 
At 11:10 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

When can we open fire, Josh? I feel like killing something helpless in the name of our mission...

 
At 11:19 AM , Blogger Calzone said...

Okay first of all I so dont fuck dogs.

Secondly..your boat sucks.

Third and shit....I'm totally wasted on pills

 
At 1:11 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Calzone thats why your making the big bucks!

 
At 1:12 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Hold your fire!

 
At 1:45 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

aw come on Josh, please? I feel like hurting something cute and helpless because my own heart is so black and angry...

 
At 2:09 PM , Blogger Roscoe said...

JJ – Find another boat, sweet. Ing – Get a grip on the eunuchs. TPG – Welcome aboard. Follow Josh. Steel yourselves, ladies. As zero hour approaches, believe Churchill’s words, “We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire... Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job.”

 
At 3:21 PM , Blogger Calzone said...

Are there villages to be raided and men to rape?

 
At 3:38 PM , Blogger Friends of McDougal said...

I'm fucking terrible. Don't hate me.

I have to work two jobs just to pay for the Internet connection to read your site.

I pay by the minute. It costs so much that I can't afford to post unless it's really meaningful.

This is one of those times. And one of those messages.

Here goes:

"Calzone is the devil. Really. I'm not fucking around."

Shit -- another dollar. Gottago.

 
At 6:43 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Calzone: If you are the devil himself I have the perfect location for you.

Friends of McDougal: thanks for the heads up I kinda knew this, but I have a location where he can certainly do no harm. Your welcome aboard if you wish, free fish fry all you can eat, bring your own fish and beverages.I can set you (if McDougal has time in his Franklin Daytimer he is welcome too) up with the ladies on the luxury liner if you wish.

TO ALL INVOLVED: 24 Stations have been set along the Equator, soon we will be assigned to our respecective Stations, some very cool some pure hell. Like some famous dead English explorer said "there are no adventures, just mistakes" Judging from the crew I cannot imagine any adventures! I am so proud of you all!

JJ/ing/Roxi: Roscoe has a huge swantz.

 
At 7:58 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Hang on. We already ascertained that the equator is located right next to Sydney where i live. Does that mean you are all coming to Australia? Do you all realise that living in Australia means you all have to put out?

 
At 8:07 PM , Blogger ing said...

I'll put out the candles, the dog, and to pasture. I will lay to rest.

 
At 5:41 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

I know why Roscoe volunteered to pick up the ladies and his last stop being Australia. One man and a team of Charlies Angels, in a country that has been running amok in some sort of sexual revolution. This may delay things a few minutes, so Roscoe I have accounted for this you dog you!

 
At 7:23 AM , Blogger Phats said...

I am back when do I get my money?

 
At 8:30 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Phats: Roscoe spent it all. However we need a volunteer for the project. Man thanks in advance for helping out !

 
At 9:22 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Roscoe is coming over? yummy. fresh meat...

 
At 9:23 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

good luck dragon

 
At 9:25 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

btw... when is the pool on the boat gonna be open.. I have seriouly got to get a tan for this thing

 
At 12:27 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

The pool is ready, the hot tub jets are being peronalized.Its all good, alost there!

 
At 12:57 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Roscoe is hung like a tapir!

 
At 10:20 AM , Blogger BigBill said...

I have just made some mechanical repairs and I am limping along.... I am trying to aquire or comendier another vessel... The only vessel areound here that is worth anything is my "seminal vessical" ARGGAGGAGAR (Popeye!!)
Hold tight I am cumming!!! Or I am on my way!!

 
At 11:27 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Gawd be wid ya! TIme to ration the grog, may have to tighten the belt, got Roscoe on the way in a helicopter to drop you provisions. Gawd Speed! JW

 

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