Friday, January 20, 2006

Character Builds a Blog Scoundrels Fight the Effort

My blog was hijacked and used to create havoc through out blog land. With help from allies we discovered the perpetrator and I now try to recreate my blog. If my name insulted you on your site then we must be related. In the event I attacked you unprovoked then keep in mind it was not me but the one(s) who caused the above photo of my blog post hijacking.

Soon , very soon back to perfection My Mule will run free again! The black part on the left was all that was left before reconstruction. Kind Regards JWW

32 Comments:

At 6:55 PM , Blogger ing said...

Now that you have them/it in your trap, what kind of creature are/is they/it? Mole, fish, humanoid, polished turd, what?

 
At 7:09 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

One time I was on a trail ride that wound its way through the Nevada Desert. I was with a number of friends and a well heeled Englishman who signed up for the tour. We all had fun and while in Virgina City I wandered about and found polished dinosaur dung and bought enough for everyone in the group.
Alas the ride ended in Reno and as my English friend and I took the elevator to our respective floors, I departed on my floor and he said, "thanks for the turd" the elevator had half a dozen passengers, I turned and smiled and said you bet! I spoke with him via email and he said that he kept the little gem on his desk and never told anyone what they picked up and rubbed which according to him they all seemed to do compulsively. So my answer is polished turd! JW

 
At 7:19 PM , Blogger Josh Williams said...

One time I was on a Butt trail ride that wound its way through the Gay whore house in the Nevada Desert. I was with a number of gay friends and a well heeled Leather man who signed up for the tour. We all had fun playing with each others "pee pees” and while in Virginia City I wandered about and found polished dinosaur penis and bought enough for everyone in the group.Alas the ride (what a ride indeed) ended in Reno and as my English friend and I took the elevator to our respective my room for some strap on action, we departed on my floor and he said, "Thanks for the dick" the elevator had half a dozen gay men, I turned and smiled and said you bet! I spoke with him via email and he said that he kept my little penis in his thoughts and never told anyone what we did and rubbed which according to him they all seemed to do compulsively. So my answer is Huge Cock! JW

 
At 7:34 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Fat faced man posing as me personal info. If it looks familiar, lemme know. Thanks Josh

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At 7:42 PM , Blogger ing said...

Omigod, Josh, your alter-ego is amazingly clever! He took your posting and added words like "pee-pee," and now I can't stop laughing! I think I need to go to the hospital!

What I want to know is, are you sure they just rubbed the sucker? Because the well-heeled and English have a habit of biting coins to test for authenticity. Do you think they might do the same with a polished [bowel] stone?

 
At 7:44 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, it seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come"

 
At 7:46 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: You know I think they bit the turd! I think I will now link you. Why cause you good people. JW

 
At 7:56 PM , Blogger ing said...

Aww, thanks!

The minute I mention turd-biting, everyone wants to link up. It's I guess a sign of mutuality.

 
At 8:11 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: Its a sign of something. What you said was a very PC.You are now officially linked and may God have mercy on your wretched soul! My Best JWW

 
At 8:46 PM , Blogger Lady K said...

JW, I've read the book, "Everybody Poops." Your turd story proves that dinasaurs, in fact, DID poop. Anyway, could I "borrow" a petrified turd for my hot sauce study? However, in all honesty I can't guarantee its' return in the condition which it was received...

 
At 9:07 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Josh why is there a black and white photo of my back yard on your blog??!

 
At 3:12 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Lady: any thing to hot sausce you have my full coop. Keep the unused portions and maybe donate to the poor.

Jane: Yes that is your backyard, I took it when you pulled the blind shut. Dont think I'm a creep, I have all the permits and credentials to have earned the title of gentleman staulker.

 
At 3:14 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Oh, lady: I read everybody poops too! could make a great book review. remind me if you will.

 
At 4:55 AM , Blogger Roscoe said...

Lady, may I recommend reading, “The Gas We Pass” by the same author. I laughed. I cried. The dog sneezed.

 
At 10:23 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

josh you are so at the forefront of coffee table books. roscoe did the dog look guilty as he sneezed??

 
At 10:35 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ:As for coffee table books I have always if I may be so humble. I have always been very gifted.

 
At 10:41 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

ohhhh nooo..

hehe.. he kinda looks like a mole rat..

interestingly he sounds familiar..

hmmm.. want me to hunt him down boss?

 
At 12:38 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Roxi: Your my hero.

 
At 2:14 PM , Blogger Roscoe said...

Jane, only sometimes does the beast look guilty. I suppose it depends upon from which end it sneezes.

 
At 5:21 PM , Blogger scott enema said...

josh would like my email address so we could communicate directly?

 
At 5:48 PM , Blogger Lady K said...

josh, reminding you of the book review you mentioned. Not a bad idea, as I read a-PLENTY. Hmmm....you may be on to something here.

 
At 6:32 PM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Hello Josh Williams.

Please stop reading "Everybody Poops" and instead go and buy several hundred copies of my novel. I will come to Indianapolis and sign them.

I will overlook the fact that you are 104 and focus on your cool off-roading and pay loads of sexual attention to you.

If this comment is nonsensical, it is because I am somewhat inebriated. Please accept my apologies.

Forever and indelibly yours,

Erin O'Brien

 
At 10:12 PM , Blogger ing said...

Josh:

Please, please do write a new review! You know that's my favorite!

I have you linked, too, and now we are inextricably tied, two bodies, one soul, blah blah, amen.

Have you by chance then read Walter The Farting Dog?

Okay, I'm off to Erin Obrien's to I hope share in whatever it is that's rendered her so inebriated.

 
At 11:03 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Erin is signing a book for me. I am hoping she will write something somewhat colourful in my copy.

I encourage you all to buy her fine work. and Josh i encourage you to lend me the poop book when you are done with it...

 
At 12:04 AM , Blogger ing said...

Josh, could you turn over? You're snoring again. Thanks.

 
At 4:29 AM , Blogger Trailer Park Girl said...

I lived in Nevada once...I am not proud!

 
At 7:14 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Lady: Take from me Amazon dont pay well thats where most of my reviews are, hmmm. all of my reviews.

Erin: I dont know about the hundreds of copies and do you swear its better than everybody poops! Is it about me? Are you still inebriated, did you get ing inebriated?

ing: THanks for the link I am now
someone!I never read Walter the Farting Dog, although its on my list. I bought a 10 year old was Walter the Farting Dog toy for Christmas but a real dog got a hold of it and deflated its farting mechanism.Oh I dont snore I had my snore glands removed.

Trailer: I've ridden lots in Nevada, very colorful people. Feel no shame.

JJ: Erins will write something colorful my favorite color is flesh tone. I like crayola's. I'm almost talked into it, doubt she wants me to review...

 
At 1:26 PM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I am sober now.

I cannot remember if ing was drunk or sober.

My book needs every review it can get. Why do you think I am drunk all the time?

help.

 
At 2:06 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Erin:Perhaps I you should review one of my reviews before you offer yourself to the crazed alter of JW.KW

 
At 2:27 PM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I will make this public comment brief:

Beer can shim.

You keep samin' when you ought to be changin'

Number one recommendation from my favorite crush: "Trout Fishing in America."

Bring it on, JW.

Love,

Erin

 
At 4:14 PM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Oh my darling, I am beside myself.

Here is the place: Harvey & Eck.

I shall wait with lips both patient and swollen with anticipation.

 
At 6:21 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

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