Character Builds a Blog Scoundrels Fight the Effort
My blog was hijacked and used to create havoc through out blog land. With help from allies we discovered the perpetrator and I now try to recreate my blog. If my name insulted you on your site then we must be related. In the event I attacked you unprovoked then keep in mind it was not me but the one(s) who caused the above photo of my blog post hijacking.
Soon , very soon back to perfection My Mule will run free again! The black part on the left was all that was left before reconstruction. Kind Regards JWW
posted by josh williams @ 17:35
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24 Comments:
Now that you have them/it in your trap, what kind of creature are/is they/it? Mole, fish, humanoid, polished turd, what?
One time I was on a trail ride that wound its way through the Nevada Desert. I was with a number of friends and a well heeled Englishman who signed up for the tour. We all had fun and while in Virgina City I wandered about and found polished dinosaur dung and bought enough for everyone in the group.
Alas the ride ended in Reno and as my English friend and I took the elevator to our respective floors, I departed on my floor and he said, "thanks for the turd" the elevator had half a dozen passengers, I turned and smiled and said you bet! I spoke with him via email and he said that he kept the little gem on his desk and never told anyone what they picked up and rubbed which according to him they all seemed to do compulsively. So my answer is polished turd! JW
Fat faced man posing as me personal info. If it looks familiar, lemme know. Thanks Josh
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Omigod, Josh, your alter-ego is amazingly clever! He took your posting and added words like "pee-pee," and now I can't stop laughing! I think I need to go to the hospital!
What I want to know is, are you sure they just rubbed the sucker? Because the well-heeled and English have a habit of biting coins to test for authenticity. Do you think they might do the same with a polished [bowel] stone?
"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, it seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come"
ing: You know I think they bit the turd! I think I will now link you. Why cause you good people. JW
Aww, thanks!
The minute I mention turd-biting, everyone wants to link up. It's I guess a sign of mutuality.
ing: Its a sign of something. What you said was a very PC.You are now officially linked and may God have mercy on your wretched soul! My Best JWW
Josh why is there a black and white photo of my back yard on your blog??!
Lady: any thing to hot sausce you have my full coop. Keep the unused portions and maybe donate to the poor.
Jane: Yes that is your backyard, I took it when you pulled the blind shut. Dont think I'm a creep, I have all the permits and credentials to have earned the title of gentleman staulker.
Oh, lady: I read everybody poops too! could make a great book review. remind me if you will.
josh you are so at the forefront of coffee table books. roscoe did the dog look guilty as he sneezed??
JJ:As for coffee table books I have always if I may be so humble. I have always been very gifted.
Roxi: Your my hero.
Hello Josh Williams.
Please stop reading "Everybody Poops" and instead go and buy several hundred copies of my novel. I will come to Indianapolis and sign them.
I will overlook the fact that you are 104 and focus on your cool off-roading and pay loads of sexual attention to you.
If this comment is nonsensical, it is because I am somewhat inebriated. Please accept my apologies.
Forever and indelibly yours,
Erin O'Brien
Josh:
Please, please do write a new review! You know that's my favorite!
I have you linked, too, and now we are inextricably tied, two bodies, one soul, blah blah, amen.
Have you by chance then read Walter The Farting Dog?
Okay, I'm off to Erin Obrien's to I hope share in whatever it is that's rendered her so inebriated.
Erin is signing a book for me. I am hoping she will write something somewhat colourful in my copy.
I encourage you all to buy her fine work. and Josh i encourage you to lend me the poop book when you are done with it...
Josh, could you turn over? You're snoring again. Thanks.
Lady: Take from me Amazon dont pay well thats where most of my reviews are, hmmm. all of my reviews.
Erin: I dont know about the hundreds of copies and do you swear its better than everybody poops! Is it about me? Are you still inebriated, did you get ing inebriated?
ing: THanks for the link I am now
someone!I never read Walter the Farting Dog, although its on my list. I bought a 10 year old was Walter the Farting Dog toy for Christmas but a real dog got a hold of it and deflated its farting mechanism.Oh I dont snore I had my snore glands removed.
Trailer: I've ridden lots in Nevada, very colorful people. Feel no shame.
JJ: Erins will write something colorful my favorite color is flesh tone. I like crayola's. I'm almost talked into it, doubt she wants me to review...
I am sober now.
I cannot remember if ing was drunk or sober.
My book needs every review it can get. Why do you think I am drunk all the time?
help.
Erin:Perhaps I you should review one of my reviews before you offer yourself to the crazed alter of JW.KW
I will make this public comment brief:
Beer can shim.
You keep samin' when you ought to be changin'
Number one recommendation from my favorite crush: "Trout Fishing in America."
Bring it on, JW.
Love,
Erin
Oh my darling, I am beside myself.
Here is the place: Harvey & Eck.
I shall wait with lips both patient and swollen with anticipation.
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