Improve Your Mind With Booze

I have a theory as to why alcohol makes you smarter, if used responsibly. Here goes, your brains synopsis are constantly firing electrical charges which dictate to your body what it must do and what your brain must think , so says your brain. If you add a little alcohol (flammable) this creates rapid combustion and more efficient thinking however since the average human head does not have a muffler its brain suggests it to talk allot in order to try to expel the emissions from the alcohol burning in your brain, this is a woefully inadequate method to rid your brain of carbon monoxide. With out a muffler your brain fills with carbon monoxide which can slur your speech , fog your thinking and ultimately make you real sleepy. Using alcohol to make yourself smarter is a delicate balance, a dance like ballet but much different, I guess... I do not not that much about ballet. Cheers JW