Bullet Dander has Lost his Bearings

I was walking the docks in the early morning fog, as is my habit, normally my dock buddy Trouble is at my side to scatter the sleeping geese and to share the local gossip as well. Trouble is a fine dog, but he does chatter like a magpie, bless his heart he is good people and that’s what I like about my club. (Forgive the possessive my club but I did some paper work with some of the higher ups and if it came to a legal battle I could own all the boats, case closed, I gain trust and then my deceit pays big time). Well as we were on the morning patrol, I noticed that someone had moved my classic 1935 Brough Superior Motorcycle from where I had it parked. A bad sign in my book, this bike is not only a classic but also the same bike that T.E. Lawrence owned all those years ago. (Just before he was kilt) Don’t mess with my boat or my bike or there will be trouble and who was at my side but Trouble!
I studied the prints beside the bike and measured them with expensive calipers and they were between a size 6 to 12 …They could have been male or female. At any rate I discovered many clues and have many hypotheses’s’s, these have to wait until I confirm my findings. In my own defense I have been forced to drink absinthe for the last few weeks to be inducted into the super secret club secrets club. I am so tired of the absinthe, especially when I discovered it was nothing but MD 20-20 +WD40, gray water and isopropyl alcohol. In other words the stuff tastes of gas pump and gray water and MD20/20 +WD40. So let me cut to the chase as we say in the movies, I don’t have shit to say I’m just posting something and I hope I find a photo to fit my needs. Peace Trails JW