Saturday, June 03, 2006

All the World's a Stage


Sometimes I get a creepy feeling that people are watching me when I blog.

21 Comments:

At 6:57 AM , Blogger Toby said...

Marlboro loves China. God, I hope no one who reads this is half Chinese.

 
At 7:01 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby: Thats not China, thats my web cam...I discovered people are watching me, oh I'm not half chinese either.

 
At 7:56 AM , Blogger Toby said...

Well then, you are the newest, and bestest Marlboro man. Smoke em if you got em.

 
At 9:23 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby: Yup pretty cool looking with that cig dangling.

 
At 3:40 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

i like to smoke out my arse. I think it looks cool. it just means i can't sit down and smoke.

 
At 5:32 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Jane: you realize with the methane gas brewing in your inside area that if you let loose with a loud one you could be considered a terrorist! In fact I have good intelligence that "they" are planning some sort of attack with coordinated fart combustion!...No shit.Really!

 
At 5:48 PM , Blogger Toby said...

Suicide bombs have never felt so good.

 
At 6:22 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

toby: I'm serious, we need to ban beans and cabbage for...ever.Best not risk some sort of attack.

 
At 6:40 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Fuck Josh was it really necessary to let the entire world know about my secret hobby of fart terrorism? christ now i'm never gonna be able to attack New Zealand.

 
At 9:00 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Oh no! Is that the war sirens that I hear?!

FART ATTACK!
FART ATTACK!

 
At 9:01 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Damn! I forgot to build myself a fart shelter! Now where am I supposed to hide?!

 
At 5:35 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Yhe world had to know. Think of the money you could make on the talk shows now?

Le: I have an antidote and a shelter kit which I sell as a package real cheap. Cheaper than suffering a horrible smelling death.

 
At 6:54 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Le Chit take the antidote - maybe it could also work as that foreskin-removal antibiotic you were gonna make for me?

Josh you little bitch - now i am just gonna have to go bomb someone else. lemme see - is everyone done with Vietnam? am i good to go bomb that?

 
At 4:29 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: A friend works in a doctors office and two days ago they had a man come in to you have them look at his tallywacker. He was circumsized at birth but decided he needed a longer foreskin so he rigged up some sort of device to stretch the area with duct tape. The patient if fine and the device worked.(true story)

Vietnam has become a very popular vacation area, how about ponds, can you build ponds with your X man like powers? I really would like a pond, I could put a row boat in it and row around my pond.Maybe Jane you should use your gift for good not evil?

 
At 12:37 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

*gasp!*
*choking on Jane's slient but deadly bombs*

Josh, quick! Gimme that antidote!!

...ooooo! A shelter kit! How does it work, is it inflatable?

 
At 12:55 PM , Blogger Toby said...

I don't want my forskin back. It's going to make it easier when I convert to Judaism that I don't have one? It?

I live near the kraut capitol of the world. I'm half German so I can say that. Kraut of course is short for saurkraut, a tasty delight made from fermenting cabbage. The annual Kraut fest isn't being held this year for lack of funds. It's the first time as long as I can remember. 30 plus years. It's shame I tell you. A damn shame. Soy beans are grown around these parts, but I don't think many people know how to convert them into bombs.

 
At 4:36 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

LE: Your faking, send the $ To my paypal account and I will send you the plans.

Toby:No Kraut fest!The world is coming to an end, this was in a quatrain I read not once not twice but quatro times...I'll miss you all, unless you buy one of my shelter kits, I'm selling the plans "two" for the price of one!

 
At 6:40 AM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

FAKING! I heard the fart sirens damn it! Jane has already attacked California!!!!!!!!

 
At 6:41 AM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

She layed a delay timed bomb when she was here in California visiting LA. YES, that's how far her fart bombs reach. I am choking here in Sacramento!!!!!

 
At 10:39 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Le: Dang! Glad I'm not in your shoes!

 
At 7:26 AM , Blogger Rose DesRochers said...

The eyes are everywhere.

http://rosedesrochers.todays-woman.net

 

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