Sunday, May 28, 2006

Sweet Beer

I am really stoked for Memorial day! Beer , pee, beer , pee ,beeeer , peeeee, beeer, peeeee and repeat.

Hey those in the know. I was talking to my folks and they said that Kevin Costner had been poking around there town Beaufort NC looking for locations for his next project on Blackbeard the Pirate, rumors have it that Sean Connery is slated to play ole Captain teach himself! I really want to know so I can tell my folks and they will think I'm smart and shit also I feel certain I could get some sort of heroic part in the project. Maybe even snatch the lead from Sean and become one of those movies stars!

15 Comments:

At 5:18 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

shit shit shit. i was hoping to sign sean connery up to play me in the movie of my life shortly to be announced.

josh you are my second choice. will you accept the role if sean is busy? please josh? the world needs this movie.

 
At 6:05 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Jane. After much head thinkin' I realize Josh Williams is the only thespian qualified to recreate Jungle Jane. So my answer is yes I will act as if I am you. I agree the world needs this movie and I (with the weight of the world on my shoulders) am the only man for your part. I will do you proud! In fact you may shit your dung-erees watching my skill!

 
At 6:14 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

oh fantastic - i can always rely on you Josh. Now. Just a few things:

You will need two large black and white cats for authenticity. it goes without saying you need to dye your hair either purple, red or green - any of them will do. You will to get breast augmentation done of course - but i am sure you will be cool with having large tits - and of course we also need to book you in for multiple piercings and tattoos.

Now. about that accent. All you need to remember is to drawl and say "fuck" a lot.

And do remember to buy something pretty to wear at next year's Oscars ceremony....

 
At 6:24 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Everything is ready other than the accent. Jane I am a bit embarresed by not being prepared but I will work 24/7 to get the accent down! I promise or may my perky breasts's fall off of my rib cage!

 
At 6:24 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Spele czech is broked.

 
At 1:30 AM , Blogger Pixie Sprinkle said...

if you want to sound like mummy just get drunk and say 'cunt' a lot.

you're welcome.

 
At 3:06 AM , Blogger Mone said...

hi, your fridge is well stocked. can I come over and party?

 
At 5:51 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Pixie: Thanks for the tip,I was doing the rain ioon spain thing for some reason.

Mone: The party does not start until you get here...

 
At 7:20 AM , Blogger Toby said...

There was some pretty weird weather going on here - Milwaukee-Chicago - late Saturday night. Channel 7 out of Chicago, which I rarely get in was coming in crytal clear except the audio was from a station in NC. That's like 7 or 800 miles away, maybe more. Also my PBS channel 10 out of Milwaukee was crystal clear, but it wasn't channel 10 out of Milwaukee. It was some FOX station from Toledo.

And people ask me why I don't have cable.

 
At 4:45 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby: I heart weather big time, the weather has been odd this spring in Indy, mor hail than I could shake a stick at, now its just decided to become hot and humid. I've got a cool short wave that you can crank up if to charge an internal battery or it runs off AA batterys, I wonder what you could have tuned into with short wave. Its about 741 miles as a jeep drives from here to Beaufort NC. JW

 
At 8:15 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

mmmmmmmmmm..........
beer.........

............DOH!

 
At 4:00 AM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

You, sir, are a beer guy.

I like beer guys.

I like you.

 
At 4:16 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Le: You said it!

Erin:What you said with a mirror.

 
At 1:06 PM , Blogger Toby said...

Indy isn't far. The weather's been the same here. I too heart weather. Matter of fact it's dark as midnight and thundering/lightning right now. It's 6pm.

 
At 4:29 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby: Hot humid thunder showers and then clear as day...Its 10:24PM its dark but yep we had some days like that of late.

 

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