Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Its all Good

So it is my thought that if you do not let the "G" Men know where I am living I cannot be hurt. Lets keep my location a secret. I think I wrote a book review that really, really pissed off someone. But I am OK, tell my family ! Ah piss on the G men they aren't worth the salt in my urine. Spread the news I am alive and well living in arggghhhh! ....Jonathan is fine he would want you to know. G Men

22 Comments:

At 5:57 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

That's a terribly long trail of urine Josh. I am concerned. Have you sprung a leak? Shall i pour beer down your throat in case you shrivel up?

I am a woman who understands medicine. Tell me your needs, Josh. I am here for you.

 
At 1:57 AM , Blogger Mone said...

Be carefull who you piss on Josh!

 
At 4:35 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Yes beer , sweet, sweet beer. Medicine yes sweet, sweet medicine...Apply liberally.

Mone: One has to have his hobbies, mines kinda of a performance art thrill seeking "who am I going to piss on next" adrenaline rush.

 
At 5:24 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

I'm working up a earth shattering case of angry bowell syndrome, wait till the G Men get a dose of that!
Yes sir ladies and gentleman I will soon be shitting in tall cotton, the world is my oyster...phones ringing

 
At 3:13 AM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Josh, darling, just when I thought we had you all set and now this.

Honestly.

I'm over here with dozens of cupcakes to frost, my Dearly Beloved and his filthy animal needs, and my toenails need painting. Looks like all th is will have to wait while I retrieve you from the concrete bench.

Young man, you are going to have to learn to take better care of yourself!

 
At 4:18 AM , Blogger Toby said...

Are you high?

 
At 5:17 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Erin: Wear your hasmat suit. Thanks is advance!

Topby: Not right at this very moment.

 
At 12:29 PM , Blogger Toby said...

Well then, step up.

 
At 9:08 PM , Blogger Pixie Sprinkle said...

ohhhhhhhhh uncle Josh is leaking...someone get a plug...

 
At 7:22 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby: I am but one man.

Pixie: I'm fine please dont cry Joshie drinks when you cry.

 
At 8:08 AM , Blogger Roxi said...

I am confused.

 
At 10:42 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Roxi: Aint I all.

 
At 7:35 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Dude, where's the grass you're trying to water???

 
At 3:16 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Le: Patience grasshopper.

 
At 2:08 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Yes, Master Williams.

 
At 2:54 PM , Blogger Toby said...

The DJ's I listen to in the morning think we should tar over the entire earth... to seal in its freshness.

 
At 5:31 PM , Blogger Candace said...

Well there's a bold statement!

 
At 5:04 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Le: Your so understanding.

Toby: I'm afraid my super fertile urine might ruin there most excellant idea. In fact I may bottle the stuff and sell it to organic gardeners world wide.

Candace: My super fetile urine is also a sure cure for athletes foot.

 
At 6:16 AM , Blogger Toby said...

They also think we should restore the pyramids and paint the parthenon.

 
At 6:28 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby: I like that, maybe an extreme makeover show. The New Improved Pyramids! Parthenon Redux!

 
At 5:19 PM , Blogger Candace said...

That is HANDY! (wrong appendage?) I'm an athlete and have feet - I may be ordering some soon! What other wonders can it accomplish? Does it take out chocolate? Cat pee? Blood?

 
At 5:00 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Candace: To be succinct it does everything.

 

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