Its all Good
posted by josh williams @ 16:33
20 Comments
My Mule
For People Who Really Read And Write Good.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
About Me
- Name: josh williams
- Location: Indianapolis, Indiana, United States
For People Who Really Read And Write Good.
20 Comments:
That's a terribly long trail of urine Josh. I am concerned. Have you sprung a leak? Shall i pour beer down your throat in case you shrivel up?
I am a woman who understands medicine. Tell me your needs, Josh. I am here for you.
Be carefull who you piss on Josh!
JJ: Yes beer , sweet, sweet beer. Medicine yes sweet, sweet medicine...Apply liberally.
Mone: One has to have his hobbies, mines kinda of a performance art thrill seeking "who am I going to piss on next" adrenaline rush.
I'm working up a earth shattering case of angry bowell syndrome, wait till the G Men get a dose of that!
Yes sir ladies and gentleman I will soon be shitting in tall cotton, the world is my oyster...phones ringing
Josh, darling, just when I thought we had you all set and now this.
Honestly.
I'm over here with dozens of cupcakes to frost, my Dearly Beloved and his filthy animal needs, and my toenails need painting. Looks like all th is will have to wait while I retrieve you from the concrete bench.
Young man, you are going to have to learn to take better care of yourself!
Are you high?
Erin: Wear your hasmat suit. Thanks is advance!
Topby: Not right at this very moment.
Well then, step up.
ohhhhhhhhh uncle Josh is leaking...someone get a plug...
Toby: I am but one man.
Pixie: I'm fine please dont cry Joshie drinks when you cry.
I am confused.
Roxi: Aint I all.
Le: Patience grasshopper.
The DJ's I listen to in the morning think we should tar over the entire earth... to seal in its freshness.
Well there's a bold statement!
Le: Your so understanding.
Toby: I'm afraid my super fertile urine might ruin there most excellant idea. In fact I may bottle the stuff and sell it to organic gardeners world wide.
Candace: My super fetile urine is also a sure cure for athletes foot.
They also think we should restore the pyramids and paint the parthenon.
Toby: I like that, maybe an extreme makeover show. The New Improved Pyramids! Parthenon Redux!
That is HANDY! (wrong appendage?) I'm an athlete and have feet - I may be ordering some soon! What other wonders can it accomplish? Does it take out chocolate? Cat pee? Blood?
Candace: To be succinct it does everything.
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