Eat Not to Dullness Drink Not on an Empty Stomach
Why not drink on an empty stomach? Because of the risk of irritable bowel syndrome! No shit. Heed this advice for the love of all that you dont wish to soil!
posted by josh williams @ 09:37
25 Comments
25 Comments:
I've done it a few times. Usually when I've been short on cash. Never any IBS though.
Mummy always says that if you have to choose between spending money on beer or food you should go for beer. its a carbohydrate - its a meal.
Toby:No IBS eh? Hmmm...maybe you need to take a dose of PBR.
Le:Swallow bubble gum and if that does not work try clay.
Dearest Pixie: Your mother is so right on this one, in fact beer and bread go hand in hand in Bavaria.Choose your meals wisely, never pasturized and no ...NO! Corn sugar.Fresh beer is full of B Vits. which you need plenty of, so hoist a pint for your health.
Le: Sounds like a good start, keep me posted, maybe some pure bismuth, if this does not work.
Le: I was not the one advertising for poo. I am not that fascinated by real poo,don't get me wrong I can talk for days about it, but as for real time images...nope. In fact the photo of the baby...Thats stunt poo, not even real.
If I had no other choice, I would consider PBR. But I would have to have food in the gut. I don't like any Milwaukee big beer. Miller products taste like they have dirt in them. One Miller, I'm not sure which, tates like the smell of wood. I know PBR is now in LaCrosse, but I'm sure it tastes just as lame.
I drink bud when it comes to cheap beer. Some people tease me because it's a rice beer. But miller products say "corn and or rice."
Toby: I like people that are beer wise...You good people.
Soooooo! That's what happened to me!
Thanks, Josh. You good too.
Le is turning Japanese, yes I think so.
Le - try a google for tub girl.
Lets have a Tubgirl re-enactment party! It will be heaps fun!
CC: Dang! What happened to you? Good to hear from you, even in your current condition.
Toby: Thanks and ditto all over again...Yea ole Le may be turning japenese, I've heard friends tell of their porn.
Le:Tub girl seems like sound advice...(he chuckles to himself)
JJ: Your message came in late due to the time zones and stuff like that. But I still had time to volunteer Roscoe for clean up in the "Tub Girl" re-enactment.
I did not get a for sure, what he said is " I cant hear you, can you call back"? Which is a yes to me, everydang day of the week! KR JW
Jane, lets skip the poop and just get in the tub. Quatrain
Toby: I like the idea of skipping the poo part...Only I don't there is room enough for 3 so if you or I bow out then it would be very good clean fun.
Le: I am so ashamed, I cannot believe I let Toby post this about you and your people!Bad! So yeah maybe tub girl should rest in peace so you can rest easy.Gah, that Toby? Its all his fault! My best JW
Toby: Just covering my ass.
Right.
Roscoe? check
Tub? check
Enema? check
Camera? check
Bucket for Le Chit to spew? check
Josh we are all set to go. have you ordered the beer?
Le Chit is half japanese?
I am enormously aroused...
JJ: Check
JJ:Ditto!
Le, we're all neutral on the net. But I am sorry for insulting half of you. It was not my intention of course.
Josh, you ride which side of the fence?
Being a man I think men are disgusting pigs. I will take no part in a three way that invloves another man. No offense to you. <-- Covering my ass. literally.
Jane mentioned camera, I'll be camera man.
Toby: I aint gettin' in no damn tub, cameras or not! Dang!
I'm gettin in that tub with Jane, you camera man.
Toby: Shit! You done out thought me!
I will do the threesome with myself present, Le Chit's Japanese half, Toby's groin and the whole of Josh.
Let's leave Roscoe in the tub rolling in the poo, shall we?
Le: your onto something.
JJ: I cant leave Roscoe rolling in shite cus we made a pact (blood pact) not to allow one another left to roll in shit.But then again...whats in the tub?
Le: Toby done gone deef!
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