Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Eat Not to Dullness Drink Not on an Empty Stomach


Why not drink on an empty stomach? Because of the risk of irritable bowel syndrome! No shit. Heed this advice for the love of all that you dont wish to soil!

34 Comments:

At 1:07 PM , Blogger Toby said...

I've done it a few times. Usually when I've been short on cash. Never any IBS though.

 
At 2:52 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

ACK! I've had IBS for the past 8 months dammit!
*envies people with constipation*

 
At 3:53 PM , Blogger Pixie Sprinkle said...

Mummy always says that if you have to choose between spending money on beer or food you should go for beer. its a carbohydrate - its a meal.

 
At 4:36 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby:No IBS eh? Hmmm...maybe you need to take a dose of PBR.

Le:Swallow bubble gum and if that does not work try clay.

Dearest Pixie: Your mother is so right on this one, in fact beer and bread go hand in hand in Bavaria.Choose your meals wisely, never pasturized and no ...NO! Corn sugar.Fresh beer is full of B Vits. which you need plenty of, so hoist a pint for your health.

 
At 6:59 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Should I take the bubblegum and clay with an 8 oz. glass of water?

 
At 7:02 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Dude I gotta ask you something.

I'm trying to find the person who had something in one of their posts or comments about someone (another blogger?) wanting pictures of poo from around the world. Was that you?

Let me know :)

-Le Chitelier

 
At 4:23 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Le: Sounds like a good start, keep me posted, maybe some pure bismuth, if this does not work.

Le: I was not the one advertising for poo. I am not that fascinated by real poo,don't get me wrong I can talk for days about it, but as for real time images...nope. In fact the photo of the baby...Thats stunt poo, not even real.

 
At 12:57 PM , Blogger Toby said...

If I had no other choice, I would consider PBR. But I would have to have food in the gut. I don't like any Milwaukee big beer. Miller products taste like they have dirt in them. One Miller, I'm not sure which, tates like the smell of wood. I know PBR is now in LaCrosse, but I'm sure it tastes just as lame.

I drink bud when it comes to cheap beer. Some people tease me because it's a rice beer. But miller products say "corn and or rice."

 
At 1:47 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby: I like people that are beer wise...You good people.

 
At 6:59 AM , Blogger crabcake said...

Soooooo! That's what happened to me!

 
At 10:40 AM , Blogger Toby said...

Thanks, Josh. You good too.

 
At 3:35 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

No no, I'm just trying to remember who it was that posted that... damn! I can't rememeber! Dude, any ideas?

 
At 3:58 PM , Blogger Toby said...

Le is turning Japanese, yes I think so.

Le - try a google for tub girl.

 
At 5:51 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Lets have a Tubgirl re-enactment party! It will be heaps fun!

 
At 5:52 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

CC: Dang! What happened to you? Good to hear from you, even in your current condition.


Toby: Thanks and ditto all over again...Yea ole Le may be turning japenese, I've heard friends tell of their porn.

Le:Tub girl seems like sound advice...(he chuckles to himself)

 
At 6:13 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Your message came in late due to the time zones and stuff like that. But I still had time to volunteer Roscoe for clean up in the "Tub Girl" re-enactment.
I did not get a for sure, what he said is " I cant hear you, can you call back"? Which is a yes to me, everydang day of the week! KR JW

 
At 11:05 AM , Blogger Toby said...

Jane, lets skip the poop and just get in the tub. Quatrain

 
At 5:32 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby: I like the idea of skipping the poo part...Only I don't there is room enough for 3 so if you or I bow out then it would be very good clean fun.

 
At 6:08 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

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At 6:11 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

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At 6:12 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Uh... people,
I actually am Japanese
...well at least half-Japanese anyway.

Oh and Toby, I have seen tub girl thanks to Jane ...yet another one of her posts that got me closer to gagging. The one post that did for me was the weiner on a grill.
*shudders*

So Jane, if you wish to complete the cycle of my utter demise by puking, go ahead with that tub girl reanactment party.

 
At 6:35 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Le: I am so ashamed, I cannot believe I let Toby post this about you and your people!Bad! So yeah maybe tub girl should rest in peace so you can rest easy.Gah, that Toby? Its all his fault! My best JW

Toby: Just covering my ass.

 
At 1:24 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Right.

Roscoe? check
Tub? check
Enema? check
Camera? check
Bucket for Le Chit to spew? check

Josh we are all set to go. have you ordered the beer?

 
At 1:25 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Le Chit is half japanese?

I am enormously aroused...

 
At 2:09 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Check

JJ:Ditto!

 
At 6:34 AM , Blogger Toby said...

Le, we're all neutral on the net. But I am sorry for insulting half of you. It was not my intention of course.

Josh, you ride which side of the fence?

Being a man I think men are disgusting pigs. I will take no part in a three way that invloves another man. No offense to you. <-- Covering my ass. literally.

Jane mentioned camera, I'll be camera man.

 
At 6:50 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby: I aint gettin' in no damn tub, cameras or not! Dang!

 
At 8:45 AM , Blogger Toby said...

I'm gettin in that tub with Jane, you camera man.

 
At 9:23 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toby: Shit! You done out thought me!

 
At 1:19 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Josh:
Oh don't worry about it. I have heard that joke so many times that I cannot possibly take any offense to it :)

@Jane
Thank you for the bucket. You are so thoughtful.

Jane & Josh:
You guys are getting aroused at me being half Japanese???

Toby:
You didn't offend me at all :)
I actually laughed when I saw your comment. People have made that joke so many times in front of me because, even though I'm half Asian, I just look mostly white and someone seeing me for the first time wouldn't necessarily guess that I'm part Japanese.

Josh & Jane:
Here's the real question to see if Toby has been paying attention or not:

Toby, would you take part in a three way with me and Jane?

 
At 3:39 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

I will do the threesome with myself present, Le Chit's Japanese half, Toby's groin and the whole of Josh.

Let's leave Roscoe in the tub rolling in the poo, shall we?

 
At 5:27 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Le: your onto something.

JJ: I cant leave Roscoe rolling in shite cus we made a pact (blood pact) not to allow one another left to roll in shit.But then again...whats in the tub?

 
At 12:33 PM , Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Hmmm, Toby is not responding to my offer... only a gay man would refuse a tryst with Jane and I.

...YO! TOBY!! You out there?!

 
At 4:30 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Le: Toby done gone deef!

 

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