Wednesday, February 15, 2006

One of My all Time Favorite Movie Quotes



Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!

18 Comments:

At 9:00 PM , Blogger matty said...

Commander Josh! Don't touch it! It's EEEEVIIIIILLLL!

 
At 6:14 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Matt: very good.

 
At 8:17 AM , Blogger Captain Carl said...

ARRR....ME loves time Bandits...I just got to see it in the theater last year...they brought it back for a short run.........

Ay believe I would like ta trade in me parrot for a Ferret................

 
At 8:21 AM , Blogger kellywalters said...

I too am sorry..

Very very very sorry..

Josh.. can I be left to feel the mole people? I dont deserve to be here..

 
At 9:29 AM , Blogger wallycrawler said...

I'za likes da openig scene .

 
At 11:25 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

i don't see any ferrets in that picture, josh...

 
At 12:47 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Action: Short rune eh? You would might handsome with a ferret sitting on our shoulder, knawing at your eyes!

Roxi: You are coming with, all is forgiven.

Mr. Craw: I do too, just this scene always gives me the old one two right in the laugh gland.

JJ: Then you are not staring at it long enough. Let your you run free.

 
At 3:12 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

i have been staring for hours josh. all i see are squirrels...

 
At 5:41 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Jane did you remember to dump a bunch of salt in your eyes?

 
At 5:42 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

To those who are paying attention what was the warning about the chunk of black in the Micro Wave?

 
At 6:16 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

i'm out of salt. i used rat poisen instead. it's made me twitch but the feeling overall is quite pleasant...

 
At 6:21 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Yep that would have been my next suggestion. Rat poison always seems to do the trick when your in a pinch. You will soon see the Ferrets and ...well let us know what else. JW

 
At 6:43 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Robert: Slugs.
Evil: Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

 
At 11:00 PM , Blogger ing said...

Here's a Katherine Hepburn quote from Suddenly Last Summer -- she says this to Montgomery Clift as she's reaching for the heart medication her maid has brought on a silver tray:

"Isn't it nice of the drugstore to keep me alive?"

I love my new ring, Josh. I've been flaunting it hither and yon. Why do I get hit on more often, now that I'm engaged? Why hasn't Beck galloped in on a white horse to prevent this marriage?

Oh, Josh, springtime is so confusing!

 
At 5:08 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: Beck! Really? DId you get his autograph?
I will use this quote soon, soon as I have the oppurtunity and as soon I remember when oppurtunity arrises. Beck no shit,dang woman thats pretty cool!

 
At 6:24 AM , Blogger ing said...

That's what I'm saying, Josh. I'm saying he hasn't come in. If he does, though, if he comes galloping through the store on the back of a Clydesdale and sweeps me out from behind the register, if I then wind up on the back of that horse, clinging for life to Beck's waist and trying not to slide off, if the horse rears its head and then charges back out the door and down the busy city streets and we almost get hit by several taxis --

I'll definitely remember to whip out a pen and ask for an autograph.

 
At 7:29 AM , Blogger crabcake said...

please make things easier for medicated people to understand.

aye thank you.

woot woot.

bet im gone be sorry for this when my pills wear off. but woot woot.

say it. it's fun!

this doesn't look too stupid. I'm posting it. woot woot.

 
At 11:43 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: Thanks

CC: Woot woot say that is fun!

 

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