Monday, March 10, 2008

Google Search offers My Mule?

Recent Google search:What were these poor souls looking for?

Mar 11, :58:23 barium milkshake (GoogleSearch)
Mar 11, :37:46 how many teaspoons of castor oil to shit (GoogleSearch)
Mar 11, :02:52 burn fiberglass dangers (GoogleSearch)
Mar 10, :58:09 blender submersible (GoogleSearch)
Mar 10, :25:28 poo lord of my ring (GoogleSearch)
Mar 10, :59:44 uncle josh's pontoon boats (YahooSearch)
Mar 10, :24:07 roscoe's tacos (GoogleSearch)
Mar 10, :15:31 endurocross wiki (GoogleSearch)
Mar 10, :39:43 "sears mini bike" (GoogleSearch)
Mar 10, :21:35 ktm lc4 2001 (GoogleSearch)
Mar 9, :27:46 mule riding youtube (GoogleSearch)
Mar 9, :39:38 scientology (GoogleSearch)
Mar 9, :02:37 photo ktm super duck (GoogleSearch)
Mar 9, :30:15 motorcyclist magazine november 2007 (GoogleSearch)
Mar 9, :21:13 fork blogger moto-cross (GoogleSearch)
Mar 9, :15:10 supermoto ktm (GoogleSearch)
Mar 9, :30:18 "xr650 supermotard (GoogleSearch)
Mar 8, :48:25 "jimmy webb" + blogspot + "richard... (GoogleSearch)
Mar 8, :20:32 chupacabra (GoogleSearch)
Mar 8, :33:54 face shields weedeater (YahooSearch)
Mar 8, :16:53 march break waterloo (GoogleSearch)
Mar 8, :34:09 "world tour" triumph motorcycle scrambler (GoogleSearch)
Mar 8, :32:54 great moto adventures (GoogleSearch)
Mar 7, :47:02 "ron turcotte" brother (GoogleSearch)
Mar 7, :43:18 paint with mule stick (GoogleSearch)
Mar 7, :19:10 porno yungs (GoogleSearch)
Mar 7, :28:59 enuches (GoogleSearch)
Mar 7, :13:46 "terry sexton" usfs (GoogleSearch)
Mar 7, :30: little suzy's zoo duck material (GoogleSearch)
Mar 7, :06:11 photos of hopewell rocks high tide versus low tide (GoogleSearch)
Mar 7, :26:49 what did the infinite space theory say (GoogleSearch)
Mar 7, :15:19 how much does a mule cost today (GoogleSearch)
Mar 6, :20:36 character builds picture (GoogleSearch)
Mar 6, :44:31 clubs crew mule (GoogleSearch)
Mar 6, :21:02 narrow dog to indian river (GoogleSearch)
Mar 6, :05:34 roxi williams (GoogleSearch)
Mar 6, :43:26 ktm glasses (GoogleSearch)
Mar 6, :18:29 yungs boy gay (GoogleSearch)
Mar 6, :22:42 barium milkshake (GoogleSearch)
Mar 6, :39:06 "josh williams" lowell, in (GoogleSearch)
Mar 5, :58:18 willing suspension of disbelief in shakespeares julius... (GoogleSearch)
Mar 5, :47:32 "band of brothers" "brave the winter" (GoogleSearch)
Mar 5, :39:35 bark buster criticism (GoogleSearch)

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At 6:02 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

To answer my question, I do not know.
So could I get some help? What are these people looking for? Not the Paris Review, I don't think...

At 6:32 PM , Blogger Phats said...

Maybe you should change the name of your blog to Uncle Roscoes Pontoon and Taco Boats?

Lowell IN huh that's close to you anyway, maybe someone is trying to look ya up

At 6:47 PM , Blogger Cléa said...

So... how much does a mule cost today? You've got me intrigued!

At 8:09 PM , Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Poo Lord of My Ring. Hmmmmm, sounds like an epic doody porn.

At 1:16 AM , Blogger Helen Mansfield said...

I dunno man. The voices in my head send me off looking for some crazy sh*t sometimes.

Mostly for obscure actors I see in things.

"Hmmm," I ask myself. "Who was that guy, who was in that thing with that other guy, when it rained all the time?"

At 3:41 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

phats: I could change my name but I might erase my template again, I fear change. Lowell I believe is in the region, near Chicago so maybe a different Josh...Good to hear from you, long time.

clea: Mules can sell for anywhere from nothing to bunch of cash.

doc:Hobbit poo porn, eck!

helen:Well maybe knows more than I think, I think the movie you mention is Blade Runner...Now I agree I get something on my mind and I fire up the search engine and start typing in key words, more often than not it works.

At 6:26 AM , Blogger zen wizard said...

I don't want to know what "paint with mule stick" means.

I think the answer to "how many teaspoons of castor oil to shit" is, "two."

At 6:38 AM , Blogger Simon Sterwin said...

How much DOES a mule cost today?

I suppose it depends on age, health, sleekness of coat etc.

At 12:03 PM , Blogger Phats said...

Yeah Lowell is in the region. That girl on American Idol that got booted the first week of the top 24 was from there.

Yeah sorry I often lose my mind and forget to check back. I updated my blog once and lost all my links, so I understand

At 4:43 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

zen: What is funny is I remember most of the posts that have some of the key words.I do remember drinking a barium milkshake and also posting that Castor oil was what the Dr suggested if I became constipated.Of the millions of Castor oil comments on the web, google chose mine.It is no wonder that I have attracted pathetic stalkers, with google at the wheel steering them to my sight for instant disappointment.

Simon: In this market mules are all over the board. I just read that mule futures were at an all time high, when just three weeks ago they were at an all time low.(adjusted for inflation)

phats:Anytime I go near my template the earth's axis shifts just a wee bit, my template is the cause of global warming.

At 7:00 PM , Blogger Cléa said...

Simon seems to be well informed :P

I can't wait for the next lot of searches after this post!

At 8:51 AM , Blogger zen wizard said...

Somebody's really after that "barium milkshake."

The guy who Googled "how much does a mule cost" probably figured out from the county tax office how much 40 acres costs, and he wants to know how badly his great-great-grandpa got screwed after the Civil War.

At 2:52 PM , Blogger Lee Ann said...

Porno Yung????
Those are funny!

At 3:11 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

clea: Since you insist I may do one more if I see any real keepers.

zen: Well I do know Mules are not Alpaca's.

leeann: Ain't it the truth...

At 12:34 AM , Blogger Simon Sterwin said...

I'm wondering about "mule riding youtube" and hoping a youtube isn't some kind of equine sex-toy.

At 5:01 AM , Blogger Mone said...

...clubs crew mule...
a new drug search coming up? You better watch out =)

At 11:20 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

simon: you could take 10 of these seach's and write a interesting story, a very peculiar yet interesting story.

mone: I'm clean, I swear!

At 9:55 PM , Blogger Miladysa said...

Chilling to say the least!


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