Brewgrass Festival A Celebration of Gods
Asheville North Carolina-stop-September 07-stop-Home Brew-stop-Blue Grass-stop- joined ear to pallet-stop-why are these people just sitting-stop-one man with a beer-stop-One Price Each Beer Free Then-stop-when did I start hanging around fools-stop-FREE BEER-stop-YOU PAID THE GATE-stop-for Christs sake!
The photo was staged nothing so ridiculous as this would be permitted in my world. However I noticed while digitizing this moment the symbolism; only one person had a beer,yet all of them were being force feed blue grass.I do like bluegrass, and I also like beer, which brings me to my point. Where can a man go these day to be force fed beer? Yes strip clubs but...Look free beer a bargain is a bargain is good business.
posted by josh williams @ 16:46
14 Comments
14 Comments:
What's blue grass? Is that something you smoke?
Smoking blue grass in a purple haze listening to white noise.
That's my only comment at this time.
You just don't expect to see blue-collar white people sitting on lawn chairs drinking beer in North Carolina.
South Carolina, maybe...
It's like seeing a nun in a porno store.
What would be REALLY weird is if they were all talking about NASCAR!
Awesome! Reminds me of Mole Lake.
Six words: Ma ma, am I a redneck?
clea: Bluegrass is indeed something you smoke and can be sold illegally around many countries.
simon:A fine comment, you may rest my friend.
zen: The people in the foreground are all educated and are for the most part visitors. Asheville is a College town and has a somewhat young thinking feel despite the statue of the former confederate governor.
toby: What is sad is that yes there were red necks and I fear I may have stood out in the crowd. I was sober, but so was most of the crowd, at least the police were not overworked.
Blue Grass and the evolution of BG is strong. I embrace this evolution, we have some very talented artists who are playing a roll in using the style, listening and sometimes improving.
See Avett Brothers, Leo Kottke and now my batteries are dieing . Ciao JW
Wait: Brew-grass.
You listen to bluegrass and drink brew.
I got it--I was a little slow, but I got it.
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Playing "Hava Nagila" on a banjo= Jew-grass.
Cajun chefs singing Bluegrass=
Roux-grass.
Singing Bluegrass while standing in line in England=
Queue-grass.
John Cusack playing Bluegrass on a ghetto-blaster outside the girl's window to win her back=
Woo-grass.
(A Bluegrass soundtrack to a Hong Kong action director's movie is also Woo-grass.)
Zen Wins! Him funny!
Here's a couple I dreamed up:
Drink too much brew = throw up on grass.
Eat too much barbecue = big fat grass
Bad behavior = Horses grass
Red Neck = Red Neck
Mom!
Drinking too much and throwing up on the grass while listening to Bluegrass could also be called, "Spew-grass."
I'm just sayin'.
Having sex while listening to Bluegrass (I guess you got yer Viagra, so it's possible)=
Screw-grass
Listening to Bluegrass while hunting big game in Africa=
Gnu-grass.
The Who playing "Man of a Constant Sorrow"=
Who-grass.
Playing a board game while listening to Bluegrass=
Clue-grass.
The Professor fixing the radio so you can listen to Bluegrass on Gilligan's Island=
Bamboo-grass.
Playing pool while...Aw, hell with it; make up your own!
zen: Strong Work
Mom: Strong Work
zen: Strog Work
Eating the Brewgrass burrito = Blew Gas
Holding a Brewgrass festival on an Indian burial ground= Boo Grass
I have work to do! JW
Thinking you are listening to Bluegrass when you are really listening to Zydeco=
Misconstrue-grass.
One of my favorite bands
Blueground Undergrass it's real too.
Good looking chick = hot piece of grass
Getting a face lift by an unlicensed plastic surgeon = bad mistake
Pot brownies = good use of grass
Good weed = priceless
Mom!
Michelle Obama singing bluegrass=
Shrew-grass.
Vince Neil, Tommy Lee, and Nikki Six reuniting for a bluegrass tour=
Crue-grass.
Manolo Blahnik hosting a Bluegrass fundraiser=
Shoe-grass.
Hugo Chavez hosting a Bluegrass concert=
Coup-grass.
Pepsi hosting an X-games Bluegrass halftime show=
Dew-grass.
Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Sherri Shepherd and Barbara Walters singing "Will the Circle Be Unbroken"=
View-grass.
I can't think of the name now, but my good friend Mike had a wonderful BG band play at his wedding in Stevensville, MT.
Locally we have a BG fest (Old Settlers Park) that brings in bands from all over, but it's better in Mole Lake.
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