Wednesday, September 19, 2007

If Insects Have Souls I Better Pack for Purgatory

I'm heading back to Asheville for some riding this weekend, the bugs may not be as prevalent as on my last visit in July, but if they are then they are probably going to meet the same fate as some of their kin. Dr. Schweitzer used to operate on people with drapes drawn so as not to kill insects that might be harmed by the hot lights. I guess I am not Dr. Schweitzer...(see face shields) In my own defense I dodged most of them, but I also think it could have been suicide. What if you were a mere insect and only had a few days to live, why not fly into the face shield of a mortal enemy. Hell, it wasn't me I didn’t invent DDT? But what do I know, not anymore than the bugs on my face shield. Kind Regards JW



8 Comments:

At 6:16 AM , Blogger SleekPelt said...

Full-face is the only way to go -- and doubly so in Ashville, apparently. Have fun!

 
At 6:34 AM , Blogger John said...

Bugs in the teeth are free protein!

 
At 1:24 PM , Blogger Mom! Toilets blogged! said...

Are those helmets or testicles?

 
At 3:38 PM , Blogger ing said...

And if those are testicles, from whom did you contract all those blemishes?

 
At 2:18 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

sleek: Will do, hitting those little critters at speed on bare skin, no thankee...

john:a few lighting bugs in the teeth are ghetto cool!

toilets: helemts

ing: ing this is a photo of two helmets covered with departed insects. Our friend toilets me thinks is causing trouble.

 
At 8:46 AM , Blogger EBEZP said...

Insects don't have feet josh so they don't have soles!!

 
At 8:55 AM , Blogger EBEZP said...

This is what I was supposed to leave you before

 
At 3:54 AM , Blogger Toby said...

The first time(when I was about 10) I got a ride on a bike I was near Eau Claire, WI. Fall Creek to be exact. I had glasses on, but they did little good when the June Bug hit me in the face at about 100mph. Where were the monkeys then!!!?

 

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