Friday, March 03, 2006

Read My Blog or I Will Shote You


I hate to play hardball, but if you don't read my blog I will be forced to shote you...and you don't want to be shote, trust me you don't want to be shote.

15 Comments:

At 10:45 PM , Blogger ing said...

Dear god, please do not shote me! Anything but that! Pleeeeease!

 
At 11:13 PM , Blogger Pixie Sprinkle said...

i am the USA shoting champion JW. Fancy a duel??

Ing i will protect you!

 
At 4:04 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: I don't shote ladies

Captain Carla: I do not shote lady action figures, rest easy.But its nice to see you stand up for your friends.You god people Captin Carla!

 
At 6:26 AM , Blogger Bloodgood said...

Hi, I like to buy a round of shotes for me an my friends here.

 
At 7:43 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Blood: Shotes are on the house, please vomit outside.

 
At 8:37 AM , Blogger Bunny ~N~ Early said...

I'm not so sure I feel comfortable with the person that wrote that sign having a weapon. Rather than taking it away, (we should all have the right to protect out property & person, even if we can't spell) I think I'll steer clear of their property.

 
At 6:22 PM , Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrr.....ay got a shote....do ya want ta see it.......

 
At 6:09 AM , Blogger ing said...

Isn't a shote some kind of ferret-thing? Or maybe it's a small onion.

 
At 6:25 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: I googled and apparently the
Shitz: You show goood judgement.

CC: I think you should publish, yes.


ing:I did a little research and the best I could figure out is the home owner will do something unspeakable to you with a "young pig after weaning". See definition below.

shoat also shote
n.

A young pig just after weaning.


[Middle English shote, perhaps of Middle Low German origin.]

 
At 6:44 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

WHy if you do a search on Yahoo
www. barn yard fuckers.com does My Mule have the top spot?

 
At 9:55 AM , Blogger MOM! Toilets Blogged! said...

I know my way again, thanks crab it was one word, fartinajar is my pass word , now who can help me remember my username?

 
At 11:00 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toilet: is it shote?

 
At 11:25 PM , Blogger ing said...

Ahhh, shoat. Now I get it. Just as I suspected: all those lexicographers are pigshaggers.

 
At 8:31 AM , Blogger wallycrawler said...

I like shote it gets the dirt out'a my undies .

 
At 8:47 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Wall: The beauty of the human mind is that it can rationalize almost anything. Ride ON

 

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