Friday, February 01, 2008

Raising Arizona

I am in one of the photos, I will offer a hint. I am not the cactus. In early Jan I had a grand time riding bikes in the desert with a few of my cronies. I did not shower for 5 days. For some reason I am proud of this. I think this is day 3 but I cannot be sure. As the old saying goes "I have heard it said and I believe it is true, to much bathing can weaken you". I do not believe this however I did seem to grow stronger as the days passed.I just do not know. JW



At 7:34 AM , Blogger Mom! Toilets blogged! said...

Did you change your underpants during this 5 day binge?
Who did you change them with?

At 8:09 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

toilets: Certainly not!

At 8:22 AM , Blogger Helen Mansfield said...

Nice photos. You are quite pleasant looking!

In an anti-bacterial world gone awry, it's good to push those grooming boundaries every once in a while, especially if you're outdoors, and with people who are in the same, stinky boat.

At 8:29 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Helen: Yep I'm a real looker, just ask me and I will confirm. How did you know I stank? It was not me it was my riding gear, ooof! I figure that little non grooming session prepared me for all sorts of super germs. Thankee JW

At 6:28 PM , Blogger Mom! Toilets blogged! said...


You are correct, josh is easy on the eyes and not hard to look at, He had better be the way he smells!!!

At 7:42 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

toilets: I am olfactory challenged so who am I to argue if I smell foul, however I think it is very mean spirited to spread rumors that I can not substantiate.
Also I am unsure if I feel clean when my big brother declares on a public forum that I am easy on the eye.

At 6:51 PM , Blogger ing said...

Your big brother may be attesting to the fact that you have a family resemblance. I say it's best to not shower too much because this builds up your resistance to germs and bacteria, turning you into a superhuman with amazing superstrength. I can see this in the photo. Good work!

At 5:07 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: Yes I am like a genuine big screen super strong hero with amazing powers. I need some cohorts so we can call ourselves "The Fantastic Foul". I can squash bacteria with my bare hands!

At 2:07 PM , Blogger zen wizard said...

I would recommend at this point at least an "Elvis Presley Bath"--

1) Douse hair and pits with water from jug or sink;

2) Lather;

3) Rinse with remains of said jug;

4) Perform forty-five minute set at Caesar's Palace;

5) Split take with compulsive gambling manager.

At 2:20 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

zen: Can do will do, sound advice. Now I need to TCB

At 4:02 PM , Blogger Helen said...

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At 4:06 PM , Blogger Helen Mansfield said...

Toilets, aren't you a dude?
So what's with oogling of Josh?


Likes a dude to smell like a dude.

At 5:24 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Helen: Thank you, let ole toilets have it! Toilets is nothing but trouble.


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