Monday, December 10, 2007

The Art of Photography

14 Comments:

At 2:48 PM , Blogger zen wizard said...

Zen Wizard Au Gratis Tip: Always order shrimp in a Chinese restaurant.

How do you fake SHRIMP??

 
At 5:12 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Zen: Funny you should ask. I remember a conversation with a Canadian while in Canada and he mentioned a Chinese restaurant that was very popular because of their shrimp. He swore up and down the place was shut down because the Canadian food inspectors discovered that what they were serving was not shrimp but new born mice. Hairless and shrimp like.I do not know if this is true or not but a Canadian told me the story, did not ask for money so it must be true. Newborn mice are a taste treat. As I was told.Who would have thought?

 
At 8:21 PM , Blogger ing said...

Canadians are infallibly honest, and they look so cute in their mountie uniforms, every last one of them! Josh, why can't the Chinese people see my cat? Are they wearing their cat-blinders?

 
At 5:01 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: Yes Canadians are honest as Canadians come. I agree the Mounties look dashing and all I question the practicality of these get ups, any Canadians out their who can help us with this one? Maybe this is a sign for a veterinary clinic and their roster is full. I do not have a good answer about your cat, he/she has not been getting into the inviso spray 5,000 has he/she.

 
At 6:43 AM , Blogger zen wizard said...

Canadians are not noted for their senses of humor.

In fact, they usually just tell "comedic actors" like Dan Akroyd and John Candy that they are really starring in dramas, and they are just unintentionally funny.

(I know what you are thinking, and in Driving Miss Daisy, they told Dan Akroyd it was a comedy.)

So the Canadian in question probably read that story in The Onion and thought that The Onion was a real paper.

Example: I showed a Canadian THIS SIGN and all he said was, "Sounds good, don't cha know? Let's try the Beef & Broccoli, eh?"

 
At 12:32 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

zen: I was told by this particular Canadian before the Onion, good theory though. I don't know much about, Canada what a strange and far away place.

 
At 3:26 AM , Blogger Helen Mansfield said...

That is the greatest name for a restaurant I've ever seen.

"Wicked Wok: We're stiring-frying evil, just for you ... "

Pork fried rice: $5 extra.

We're EVIL I tells ya!

 
At 6:57 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Helen: A fine name I agree,"Mum da dont touch it, its Evil" or something like that.

 
At 9:44 AM , Blogger Mom! Toilets blogged! said...

What is.. Time Bandits, Alex. Another Canadian import eh?

 
At 10:23 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Toilets: Good job!

 
At 6:43 PM , Blogger SleekPelt said...

Josh, I'm happy to say your Christmas present came in early! Unwrap it.

 
At 7:11 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Sleek: Chocolate Jesus,a brilliant gift. Thanks I'm at a loss...Thank you

 
At 11:32 AM , Blogger zen wizard said...

All kidding aside, I don't know much about Canada either.

I have only been in the Canadian wilderness on a canoe trip, I've never been to actual Canadian civilization.

I have simply got to do that sometime--from what I hear, it's like America only cheaper and with less crime.

 
At 11:51 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

zen: I have visited Canada a few times and your right on all counts.

 

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