Sunday, June 24, 2007

Roscoes Tacos!





As Roscoes favorite Publicist I plan on hiring a team of Lawyers and sicking them on people that are trying to ride the coa ttails of Roscoe's success. My attempts to patent and copy right monkeys, well anything simian related is proving a challange but I think we could make some FY money if we could latch onto the license of everything Simian....To buy Roscoes book available in PDF format as well so you can save paper and Roscoe can maybe turn a profit, what with our 90% to me the most important part of Roscoe Inc and 10% to Roscoe the man and the brand he needs a lot of sales to live like a Hilton....Buy Travels with Roscoe here. Kind Regards JW

18 Comments:

At 6:18 PM , Blogger ing said...

At this point, you might try offering first serial rights for an excerpt. That's a hot publicity tip. Via magazine would eat it up. In excahnge, ask for a hunk of cash and a full-page ad.

 
At 8:26 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: thanks for the tip, you and I are essentially in the same business...Do not let Roscoe know that I had not already put this plan into action , what with the new postal rates all his publicity packets came back.The ole changing around of address trick does not seem to work these days, I am not sure it worked in the old days but lets not mention it to Roscoe please? He's been belly ache'n about wanting more than 10% for his writing? I sez and then I resez, what? Kinda like I can't hear him,I had no idea he was that greedy, being a publicist aint that easy? Such a lonely business we have chosen....Would you like to buy my client, say 50% of projectected earnings over the next five years plus 10 % of net which really is giving me only less money but I ♥ my clients work so I will suffer for the art, much like VanGogh did for his brother, Theo that is... Then after 5 years we, I can work out another agreement that
will be lucrative to all....Peace trails ing, love your new avatar and thanks for the tip. Please remember DTR (Don't Tell Roscoe) Kind Regards JW

 
At 1:02 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Patenting monkeys could prove tricky. why don't you try patenting camper vans instead?

 
At 2:53 AM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Williams: Go three miles and turn left then right then left. Open the door, but don't go in.

No.

There will be a beautiful woman. Do not ask her name. She will not help. She is not available.

Send three letters and a pint of human blood.

An open gate, a round black spot.

Hello?

 
At 3:22 AM , Blogger Mone said...

I'm volunteering for the waitress job! All I need is a green card and a ruff over my head :)

 
At 4:11 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Jane: I love a challange, all semians and campervans, I will apply today!

Erin: Your bluffing.

Mone: Your manager and you can hire whoever you want. How is that?

 
At 3:03 PM , Blogger zen wizard said...

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At 3:05 PM , Blogger zen wizard said...

I'll tell Roscoe the same thing I told Glen Bell: You don't have a chance in hell opening up a taco stand with a gringo name on it.

If you could patent everything simian, think of the residuals everytime "Planet of the Apes" is played on TV!

And every time Hasbro sells a "Barrel of Monkeys" game. I mean, they must sell about two dozen a year, at least.

 
At 4:39 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

zen: Roscoe has no money on Roscoes Tacos he just leant his name, and finally someone who has the clear vision to recognize the patent for anything simian is a pretty good investment...JW

 
At 3:38 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Josh I have been researching. I now believe that gorillas have the smallest knob of any beast. stick with monkeys josh - gorillas just don't pack enough of a punch.

 
At 12:02 PM , Blogger zen wizard said...

Roscoe's Tacos rhymes, so maybe it will take off.

Glen's main problem has been recruiting, apparently, anyway.

 
At 12:06 PM , Blogger zen wizard said...

And it's even harder to get good burrito specialists, nowadays.

 
At 1:16 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: I am going to patent everything simian, I'll open shops Brick and Mortar and on line "Everything Simian", knob's will not be mentioned, I am selling dreams Jane, I will try to keep it all a wonderfull adventure.


zen: Roscoes Tacoes kinda rolls off the tounge eh? All shits should jump for that job. What a oppurtunity to close McDonalds for $6.00 and hour...What do they do make these people food? Are they serving us people? Soilent McGreen?

 
At 6:09 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO9My5_H6dg

A great ditty.

 
At 8:05 AM , Blogger zen wizard said...

Why are there musical notes after "Roscoe's Tacos" on the sign?

I don't remember seeing "Roscoe's Tacos" on the Billboard Charts.

I remember a song BY a guy named Taco, but that was "Puttin' On the Ritz."

 
At 8:42 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

zen: I believe it is also going to serve as an artistic dance club. One of the few combos in central Indiana.

 
At 10:29 AM , Blogger ~d said...

what's this I hear about you and your monkey?

 
At 11:11 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

~d: me Mono es su Mono

 

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