Toby asks to see my Duck and Eggs
Last year in my front yard, I feed this very duck , gave it water and after a while nature took its course. I think nature was dressed as a racoon. I did not take pictures of the scrambled eggs, truth be told it made me sad. So this is my front yard unmowed to give ole duckey as I called her, some cover, it was just next to my street, the cover did not work. I am not sure but that may be poison ivy on the right, according to a friend I have three varietys of poison ivy in my yard. I have eye witness's if need be, I have trouble believing that I am judged to be a liar about this account. I am not one who likes to defend myself but for crying outloud! I will post something more interesting soon. If there is a God or even if there is not I do hope to post something about nonsense and not about defending a story about a duck that layed eggs in my yard the eggs were eaten and that is how it goes . Kind Regards JW
Labels: Imagine a duck, lame duck, liar, poppy cock
posted by josh williams @ 16:13
10 Comments
10 Comments:
Toby, you asked its all for true, I know you are just Joshing me but I do have a phobia of people not believing me, I am kinda honest. I do not like to lie, because its weak and also my memory is so poor,I can not remember the web I weave.So I am posting this short story of life in the big city with ducks, cause it is for true. It all happened last year as I posted on your site, briefly last year. I had forgotten, but you reminded me and so I found the photos along with my neighbors history. etc.
JOSH!
I dont know why (♥♥♥) FRIDAY night
and a cocktail makes me want to COME here...but, here I am again!
I have been hard at work on my (most recentest post)
and I dedicate it to:
YOU!
(come see!!)
Josh, it appears to me that Ducky is a bit overweight. You need to tell her (in quackspeak of course) of the dangers of gaining weight during pregnancy. How on earth can she waddle about protecting her brood if she's a bit on the chunky side?
Breakfast is served. Sorry Josh, I'm glad you know I was just joshing you.
One day I'll have to tell my story of baby skunks in my yard. Under my front porch. Getting kicked to the curb when mama skunk didn't want them any more. I have no pics.
~d: That was one fine post and It had to take tonnes of work, now to follow your advise off to work I go...Hey thanks for the dedication I ♥ dedications.
Jane: I did not eat ducky, I swear. Your tea is cold.
Toby: Skunks kicked to the curb, the animal kingdom is an odd lot...For confirmation just visit a blog at random.
You know what it took?
(well, email me...I will tell you!)
Hi Josh. Nature is an odd lot and has its wiles, doesn't it? You get yourself set up all secure and comfortable-like, and then in come the raccoons. Hmmm.
And I wonder if ducks and raccoons are affected by poison ivy?
Fool: I don't know about ducks, but I sure do hope Racoons do are highly allergic to the ivy.
The only animals I eat swim under water and have nary a lung, but I do eat eggs, and in fact did this morning, inside a wrap the Dalai Mama was so kind as to make me.
I'm feeling a bit guilty about it now, though. The bandit and I are kin.
Sleek: Now here is a question, the lung fish... Would you eat a lungfish? I lived with a vegetarian for three years, she never pushed it on me but back then I smoked so she did coax me into smoking American Spirits, all natural no additives.I quit smoking finally about 13 years ago and have had only a couple of sinus infections since.
What is my point? Oh I was vege for awhile, I did not suffer or loose what brain power I had, I dont think.Tofu, I love well spiced tofu, and to the person that thinks tofu is gross visit a slaugther house.
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