No Grand Prize
From the diarys of Roscoe
Last night, I enjoyed a tasty venison chili. Later, feeling slightly bloated I mustered a burp. The instant I expelled, I also farted. In my life, that never happened before! I did not believe the cacophony possible without suffering some medical catastrophe. Indeed this event was special.Alas, no strobe lights. No laser show. No master of ceremony to present the grand prize, Las Vegas style. Just fog. . . but, the dog sneezed.
Roscoe The book.
posted by josh williams @ 17:39
12 Comments
12 Comments:
wow - the dog sneezed at exactly the same time that you farted and burped simultaneously? My word, josh - it sounds like you were making sweet, sweet music in your house. you should record an album...i'd buy it.
Alas, sounds like age is catching up with you....
Mr. Williams.
I can only hope you were alone during this blessed event.
JJ: Twas Roscoe
tanie:Twas Roscoe
Erin:This was from the diarys of Roscoe not Travels with Roscoe and he was not alone, the dog.
I love the pic. I used it one for one of my "I love beer" posts.
toby: Yeap its in the keeper file.
Did the cat barf?
Winters: I think the cat new better to be in the same room. I bet a meteor flashed across the sky.
This was on my desk. I think it belongs to you:
Williams,
The key to using the "Labels" funcition is the use of commas between the words.
Sincerely,
The Editors
S11: my comma key is out for repairs. so I am forcerd to use periods.which is confusing.My comma is due back tomorrow. Thanks. I knew it. JW
i just tried to fart and burp at the same time but the burp got stuck and i pooped my pants.
Jane: You are one of the few woman that could get away with pooping their pants and still remain sweet and dainty...Well done.
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