Friday, May 11, 2007

No Grand Prize

From the diarys of RoscoeLast night, I enjoyed a tasty venison chili. Later, feeling slightly bloated I mustered a burp. The instant I expelled, I also farted. In my life, that never happened before! I did not believe the cacophony possible without suffering some medical catastrophe. Indeed this event was special.

Alas, no strobe lights. No laser show. No master of ceremony to present the grand prize, Las Vegas style. Just fog. . . but, the dog sneezed.
Roscoe The book.


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At 9:14 PM , Blogger jungle jane said...

wow - the dog sneezed at exactly the same time that you farted and burped simultaneously? My word, josh - it sounds like you were making sweet, sweet music in your house. you should record an album...i'd buy it.

 
At 11:54 PM , Blogger Tanie said...

Alas, sounds like age is catching up with you....

 
At 12:00 AM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Mr. Williams.

I can only hope you were alone during this blessed event.

 
At 1:59 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

JJ: Twas Roscoe

tanie:Twas Roscoe

Erin:This was from the diarys of Roscoe not Travels with Roscoe and he was not alone, the dog.

 
At 5:28 AM , Blogger Toby said...

I love the pic. I used it one for one of my "I love beer" posts.

 
At 7:12 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

toby: Yeap its in the keeper file.

 
At 3:02 AM , Blogger Winters said...

Did the cat barf?

 
At 4:18 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Winters: I think the cat new better to be in the same room. I bet a meteor flashed across the sky.

 
At 9:06 AM , Blogger sombrero11 said...

This was on my desk. I think it belongs to you:

Williams,

The key to using the "Labels" funcition is the use of commas between the words.

Sincerely,

The Editors

 
At 9:44 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

S11: my comma key is out for repairs. so I am forcerd to use periods.which is confusing.My comma is due back tomorrow. Thanks. I knew it. JW

 
At 9:57 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

i just tried to fart and burp at the same time but the burp got stuck and i pooped my pants.

 
At 2:21 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Jane: You are one of the few woman that could get away with pooping their pants and still remain sweet and dainty...Well done.

 

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