Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Live Entertainment at Roscoe's Toco's!

Roscoe has contracted banjo legend Slim Slick to play for all the tacos he can eat. At midnight he will read from Travels with Roscoe and then the dancing girls start their gig. Buy the book, no cover if you have proof of purchase and a free taco!

17 Comments:

At 12:59 PM , Blogger zen wizard said...

Yes, good plan--this guy will certainly stimulate everyone's appetites. Especially if he gets excited and takes his monthly bath for the occasion.

I was going to recommend mariachi singers--but in a Mexican restaurant, that would just be plain weird!

 
At 3:37 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

zen: Yep, we are on the same page.

 
At 1:48 AM , Blogger jungle jane said...

Josh! You've had some work done! I love your new chin - you are one sexy dude, you know.

 
At 3:06 AM , Blogger Mone said...

can you mail me a free taco?

 
At 4:26 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

jj: Ladies Love Cool Josh LLCoool J Thanks

Mone: The taco is in the mail.

 
At 6:56 AM , Blogger zen wizard said...

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At 6:57 AM , Blogger zen wizard said...

just talked to a guy from the FDA--this guy needs to wear a hairnet around his beard before he is allowed in the kitchen.

Suggestion--the Gillette Fusion would make a nice belated Father's Day gift for this guy...

Wait, did he have any kids? I mean, I am impressed if he even ever got laid.

Oh, well, I assume he had a father; though I would buy it if you told me he was a lab experiment. All the waiters should chip in and get him the Gillette Fusion.

 
At 6:59 AM , Blogger zen wizard said...

Wait--is that a beard, or his face?

I am very disturbed. Where are those Nip/Tuck guys and their pro bono work when ya need 'em?

 
At 9:18 AM , Blogger EBEZP said...

Can you mail mine with Mone's they can just drop it off on the way!!

 
At 6:52 PM , Blogger The Fool said...

You are persistent, Josh. My order is officially in, and I look forward to taking Travels with Roscoe on the road with me for times in-between whatever. It seems only appropriate. Thanks.

 
At 4:11 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

zen: That sir I believe is a Goiter, his stage name is Goiter Slim had he eaten more iodized salt perhaps he would have had a differant stage name.

ebezp: A Bakers dozen of Roscoes tacos for the for the first two to ask, so Mone and ebezp win! "Rocoes Tacos where the shells are always stale and if there is not a man with a goiter on stage then there will be artistic dancers or we will doulbe your order, so says Roscoe"

Fool: You sir are one wise shopper!

 
At 10:19 AM , Blogger matty said...

Commander Josh! How will we scale the walls of the compound for the next big step in The Plan with that chin of yours?!!?!

What you won't do for art!

 
At 3:42 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

matty: Liposuction, I will auction it on ebay. Plan X will work like a charm, I have a plan.

 
At 5:35 PM , Blogger ing said...

Yay, a plan!

Is that goiter, though? Are you sure it's not elephantiasis?

Just checking. Soldier on!

 
At 2:25 AM , Blogger Mone said...

Hi Josh, thanx for the taco, it was very delicious.
Happy 4th of July :)

 
At 6:30 AM , Blogger The Fool said...

Happy 4th of July, Josh!

 
At 5:01 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

ing: Yep I will shoulder on!

Mone: Damn good tocos eh? Thanks I will.

Fool: Thanks dude, I did which is how I prefer my days to go...

 

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