Saturday, November 18, 2006

Duel My Mule vs Paul Bunyan

I've got my best men on the scent of Bunyan. I challanged him to a duel and Molly Bloom has offered us a site to conduct this duel without the law trying to stop the wheels of justice. I found a pair of his drawers that were Bunyans when he was a child of two, with this I hope to find him and defend my honor. Visit Duel to witness the duel and true justice. Feel free to comment offer advice or just root me on, cause we all know Bunyan is a bad seed. Kind Regards JW

20 Comments:

At 1:24 PM , Blogger Me said...

And all this time I thought Bunyan was your alter Ego.

Damn..

 
At 5:27 PM , Blogger Bunyan, Paul Bunyan said...

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At 5:28 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Nope he is the Devil in himself!

 
At 8:17 PM , Blogger Lee Ann said...

cheering...cheering...cheering you on!

 
At 5:24 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

lee ann: Bless your heart , you have renewed my resolve. Bunyan is gonna fall!

 
At 8:00 AM , Blogger Elle said...

um, wow. don't you still wet the bed?

 
At 8:04 AM , Blogger Zen Wizard said...

Well, I wrote a post once on how to keep your underwear from getting skidmarks, but it does not appear that he read it.

 
At 8:08 AM , Blogger Zen Wizard said...

This guy will also never get laid, because he wears "you remind me of my dad"-underwear. Women pick up on that $h!t. I recommend Aussiebum® underwear. Unless her dad is a really hip Australian, you are "skraight," as we say in the South.

 
At 8:47 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Elle: Shush.

 
At 9:05 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Zen: I think Bunyan dont read good.

Zen: Bunyan could get him some in a bordello.

 
At 9:10 AM , Blogger Molly Bloom said...

Oh I'm going to give you a couple of extra points for carrying on over here. Impressive stuff.

 
At 9:11 AM , Blogger Molly Bloom said...

And you have fans cheering you on. That is pretty cool.

*Bows at J's feet*

 
At 9:19 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Molly: Why thankee, you made it all possible.

 
At 7:56 PM , Blogger Phats said...

Hmm what is the vegas line on this duel??

 
At 4:20 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

phats: You know I'm gonna kick Bunyans arse! Keep this a secret, I'm betting on myself as well.

 
At 5:38 AM , Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Listen, Williams. Stop effing around over here. Gimme that guy Bunyon's telephone number. It's blacked out in the other post and I want to buy his turkey.

Hello?

 
At 6:27 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Erin: Word on the street is he sold the turkey, twice and thats just one more reason I've challenged the big goof to a duel.

 
At 7:46 AM , Blogger ~d said...

(yikes)

Passing thru...

 
At 6:13 PM , Blogger damnsle said...

wha'th'fuck? I thought I was the mos' imprtan' thin' in yer universh. wha'the'fuck? Is ma slurrin' no longer good enuf fer ya? g'fuck yerself. Who iz thish Bunyan charactr? Should i hope fer 'im to win? Cuz I will. Watz goi'n on? I need more drugs. or sleep. whichever.

 
At 7:44 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

damnsle: trust me Bunyan will be taken care of soon, I need to let his guard down he does have me by 25 feet after all...

 

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