Duel My Mule vs Paul Bunyan
I've got my best men on the scent of Bunyan. I challanged him to a duel and Molly Bloom has offered us a site to conduct this duel without the law trying to stop the wheels of justice. I found a pair of his drawers that were Bunyans when he was a child of two, with this I hope to find him and defend my honor. Visit Duel to witness the duel and true justice. Feel free to comment offer advice or just root me on, cause we all know Bunyan is a bad seed. Kind Regards JW
posted by josh williams @ 12:58
19 Comments
19 Comments:
And all this time I thought Bunyan was your alter Ego.
Damn..
Nope he is the Devil in himself!
cheering...cheering...cheering you on!
lee ann: Bless your heart , you have renewed my resolve. Bunyan is gonna fall!
um, wow. don't you still wet the bed?
Well, I wrote a post once on how to keep your underwear from getting skidmarks, but it does not appear that he read it.
This guy will also never get laid, because he wears "you remind me of my dad"-underwear. Women pick up on that $h!t. I recommend Aussiebum® underwear. Unless her dad is a really hip Australian, you are "skraight," as we say in the South.
Elle: Shush.
Zen: I think Bunyan dont read good.
Zen: Bunyan could get him some in a bordello.
Oh I'm going to give you a couple of extra points for carrying on over here. Impressive stuff.
And you have fans cheering you on. That is pretty cool.
*Bows at J's feet*
Molly: Why thankee, you made it all possible.
Hmm what is the vegas line on this duel??
phats: You know I'm gonna kick Bunyans arse! Keep this a secret, I'm betting on myself as well.
Listen, Williams. Stop effing around over here. Gimme that guy Bunyon's telephone number. It's blacked out in the other post and I want to buy his turkey.
Hello?
Erin: Word on the street is he sold the turkey, twice and thats just one more reason I've challenged the big goof to a duel.
(yikes)
Passing thru...
wha'th'fuck? I thought I was the mos' imprtan' thin' in yer universh. wha'the'fuck? Is ma slurrin' no longer good enuf fer ya? g'fuck yerself. Who iz thish Bunyan charactr? Should i hope fer 'im to win? Cuz I will. Watz goi'n on? I need more drugs. or sleep. whichever.
damnsle: trust me Bunyan will be taken care of soon, I need to let his guard down he does have me by 25 feet after all...
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