Piggly Wiggly is the bomb!
If you have never been to a "Piggly Wiggly" then do yourself a favor...GO! Man this place is the bomb! If your anchored by responsibility then order a T-Shirt or watch or as I plan on doing...OK, keep this under your hat, you buy a 100% white cotton T Shirt (buy your size) and then buy a black indelible marker (wide tip). Now you have your kit, take the shirt stretch it out on your kitchen table (move the mail, magazines and supper plates) carefully scrawl out on the front of the shirt (front is the side without the tag) Piggly Wiggly. Bing Bang Boom! You are now the proud owner of a Piggly Wiggly T Shirt. If it will help you sleep, send Piggly Wiggly Inc. a buck or two for royalties.
If you would like to buy a one of a kind Piggly Wiggly T -Shirt contact me. For the low low price of $11.50 (plus $4.00 S&H). Why is the price low? Its low because this is even less than the commercially produced shirts offered on their web site. Buy before August and I will also include an autographed photo of myself creating your one of a kind T -shirt, a certificate of authentication if you will, buy now and save! Also for the same price I can send you a Piggly Wiggly T-shirt making Kit. Kind Regards JW
"Once again the world is running on greased grooves". John Steinbeck