Endurocross Las Vegas Aquaman

I visited the big top of the US..... Las Vegas. I came back .25 cents in the black! I know my video poker.
Endurocross is a indoor version of enduro. (see wikipedia) It is a very spectator friendly race at the expense of the racers dignity. When one rides an enduro if he folks up he has time to event an excuse. In the arena you are shown as if you walked naked down a runway during a February cold spell in Greenland. Shrinkage. My brother talked me into riding , after I boasted to him I would kick his ass if I only had a bike, he loaned me his.(after I signed up he laughed and called me a fool) Note to self, as Hemingway said always follow through with what you promised when on the drink...I did, I payed the price and had a great time.
My practice lap I ended up in the wrong gear and fell into the water crossing soaking myself completely, the bike did not die so I lifted it out of the water and fished around, found my goggles and the crowd cheered! My fifteen minutes of fame thus far is of me wallowing around in a pool of water in front of a large crowd of people. I have to live with this and I have no problem, I will ride this event again. I would stop this nonsense but for the love of beer, why? I had a grand time! Kind Regards JW