I Golf to my Own Drummer

I don't golf, I had a set of clubs years ago I traded my brother a slalom ski for, then later someone pointed out they were ladies clubs so I gave them to a lady, she thanked me but not much. Sure I tried the sport because that’s what men seem to do, watch sports and play golf. I just could not get the performance out of the cart I wanted and there is some sort of rule that dictates you cannot play from the cart, I modified some clubs so I could just reach down and flick the ball, pretty cool set up. I could score 300 easy on the first nine so maybe this is why it is outlawed. As the saying goes if golfing from your cart is outlawed only outlaws will golf from their cart.
Now to me a better sport would be to go to a park or private woods and hire a caddy to carry your beer cooler with salami crackers hot pepper cheese and other goodies to a scenic overlook of some body of water, preferably on a deck joined to a house with a big screen TV, hammocks, lounge chairs, grills etc. You and your "golfing buds, they could be chicks, oh yes many chicks" amble to the where your entire picnic would be laid out and high performance golf carts with roll bars would be waiting for your trek back to your designated driver. You snack drink beer and chunk rocks out onto the pond or ocean or some body of water. Scoreing coulkd be based on who can make the biggest splash, who can throw the closest to a floating log and so on, kinda make up the rules as you go along, kinda like I did when I played the golf of the mass’s. I dunno, just an idea same idea but less rules and me being a natural born scoff law this game appeals to me, hmmm think I'll do it I'll change the name to “fucking off”, which is the same basic meaning as golf but I don't want a mail box full of letter from copyright lawyers. I’ll be designing some courses soon, maps will be available for purchase paypal , money order or high performance “fucking off” carts with roll cages will be accepted . JW