Before my Big Break
Before I was a hugely successful tangential book reviewer, before I was given command of a wildly successful literary site "My Mule" before all this I was a successful model. (Below is a prime example of my work as a model/ artist).
My portfolio unfortunately is owned by corporate demons so I am unable to cash in from my past success in the hopes of generating income for my philanthropic passion. I survive solely on proceeds from My Mule and Amazon while still committing 50% (low estimate) of my income to my main passion, making the world a prettier place. I continue to push the boulder up the hill, with a dash of grit and a shit bucket full of self-absorbtion someday by god I will make the world a prettier place and when I do, I will promptly forget everyone who helped me along the way!
Kind Regards JW
BONUS POST! YOU GOTTA LOVE A GOOD GOAT STORY.
posted by josh williams @ 16:48
34 Comments
34 Comments:
Just for that I'm not helping you.
toby: Dang, I'll never forget this!
Is this some kind of double reverse psychology?
toby: Of course not, I respect your stance. hehehe ...uh ignore the hehehe. JW
Water and Beer Education
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol
has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER =POOP
BEER =HEALTH
Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
Here here! I'll begin my beer drinking in about 8 hours and 30 minutes.
Driving through the country side and going to the zoo will fill you full of shit too. You know those odors? You're actually breathing in little particles of poop.
toby: Your right! I just did some research and the scientific name is shit molecules. How did you know that, so when someone farts it’s the same thing is my hypothisis.
If you can smell shit odor, the actual vaporized poo is in your nose. Said vaporization is a chemical process called 'shitivaporization'
bostick: Dude you know your shit.
Some bird flew over and dropped the knowledge on my head. I got a free beer for it too.
haha i love it that made me laugh thanks
toby: Sweeeet!
phats: thanks dude glad to hear it and thanks again
Getting shit on by a bird is good luck. So they say..
bos: They is dead right!
I saw the toughest dude on the beach get shit on his face by a seagull. I said "dude thats good luck!" he said "fuck off"
bos: Now thats funny.
Bunyan: Bugger off!
brilliant photo.haha :).
Please post a photo of your daddy parts immediately.
Red rose petals. Istanbul. Blood.
I love you,
Erin
lee: Why thank ya!
Erin: I would but this is a family blog. Thanks, heart JW
I feel like I stumbled into a highschool lunchroom. That could be a compliment. Pass me that plate of greasy fries. Coincidentally I was recently shat upon by a raven whilst shopping for a ring with a raven on it. What's that mean? Never did find the ring. I think that blows your good luck theory to hell.
Josh, you make me laugh but I'm unclear, what are you/did you/imagine you did augment?
I'm glad Bunyan didnt bring a goat over here, hahaha. Perhaps they knew there was no need to!
Me: It’s a compliment, Highschools are institutes of learnin'. Thus quoth the Raven " I shat on this lady who was shopping for a ring of a raven on it, isn’t that a hoot"! What does it mean me, search me? I had my ears and nose augmented. We arse I left alone.
Mone: So the Bunyans are there, Oh lord I wish you the best. Be ready for anything, ooh I just shuddered.
I guess Sudan is lacking in the PETA department.
toby: I think his peta is what got him in trouble to begin with...
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My peta got me in trouble too. I'll be paying for that mistake for the next 13+ years.
toby: tell me not with a goat.
Okay, not with a goat.
You know, if you position a goat/sheep whatever your fancy at the edge of a cliff they will push back harder.
Toby, that is so wrong!
toby:OK...Yep any real man know this...
ing: it is not wrong, really.
A kid at my high school gave a goat a blow job for 50$
Phats: Thats a bargain!
Beck is a vegetarian. And he is dreamy.
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