Rohypnol

Date rape drug, take the drug forget your crime, pass the polygraph. The perfect crime...I tried this half a dozen times but I cannot remember if it worked or not, I do know I was robbed half a dozen times and it sure hurt to go number two afterwards.
I remember talking to an old drunk named Roy years ago and he told me about the time he blacked out at the corner of Washington and Belmont outside the Blue Mule Tavern. (Real name, I swear to beer) He told me the next thing he remembered was regaining wits in Tijuana Mexico where he landed a job riding around in a plumber’s truck. He said it was the best job he ever had. I believed him and still do. Good ole Roy.