Sunday, November 20, 2005

Old Joe Bones


I was passing my time innocently enough in room 407 of the BA Hotel and ole Joe Bones showed up to claim his wife. Well you know ole Joe has hands the size of car hoods and fists the size of shopping carts and...well we got into a tangle. After 25 hours of conflict Old Joe and I decided that his wife should pay the tab for our damage to the hotel. We were both victims of a vixens wiles and after we had our ...discussion we realized that she was to blame not us! Ole Joe Bones and myself are now buds and God be with you if you cross my comrade Joe. JW

11 Comments:

At 7:10 AM , Blogger Friends of McDougal said...

Hey, I know Ole Joe Bones

 
At 9:21 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Small world. Hes good people.

 
At 1:35 PM , Blogger BigBill said...

Holy Tim MicVey (sorry about the spelling!!

 
At 1:39 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Not Tim just a good honest throw down.

 
At 3:45 PM , Blogger madman said...

I have heard tales of Ole Joe.

 
At 5:15 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

There not tales belive me I have the skinned knuckle to prove his being.

 
At 3:23 PM , Blogger Chrissie said...

Ok then...

At least you got away with only a skinned knuckle eh?

 
At 6:02 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Yep. Last fight I won was by fifty yards, but this time it was a little closer and I have the skinned knuckle which is on the mend, almost healed. Thank you so much for your concern. JW

 
At 5:11 AM , Blogger josh williams said...

Falling Down
(Tom Waits)

I have come 500 miles just to see a halo
Come from St. Petersburg, Scarlett and me
Well I open my eyes, I was blind as can be
When you give a man luck, he must fall in the sea
And she wants you to steal and get caught
For she loves you for all that you are not
When you're falling down, falling down
When you're falling down, falling down, falling down

You forget all the roses, don't come around on Sunday
She's not gonna choose you for standing so tall
Go on and take a swig of that poison and like it
And don't ask for silverware, don't ask for nothing
Go on and put your ear to the ground
You know you will be hearing that sound......falling down.
You're falling down, falling down
Falling down, Falling down, falling down

When you're falling down, falling down, falling down


Go on down and see that wrecking ball come swinging on along
Everyone knew that hotel was a goner
They broke all the windows, they took all the door knobs
And they hauled it away in a couple of days
Now someone yell timber and take off your hat
It's a lot smaller down here on the ground
You're falling down, falling down, falling down
Falling down, falling down, falling down

Someone's falling down, falling down, falling down
Falling down, falling down, falling down

 
At 5:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This really Blows!

 
At 6:02 PM , Blogger josh williams said...

Anonymous , I am shaken and may never post again. JW

 

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