Bottle Tree
A great landscaping idea, never needs watering although late at night you can pee on it, just don't tell the Mrs. she will think your weird(er). Guys a plant you can never kill! For further insturctions consult me. JW
posted by josh williams @ 04:59
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4 Comments:
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i wuld like to subskribe to yer further instuctions cuntsaltation offer. i hope its free cuse im runnin low on heat.
as far as the mrs goes, have you tried peein on her? sumtimes they like that sorta stuff, then again who dernt?
My Pleasure Mr Jo , You drink a bunch of spirits, or find some wine bottles in a dumpster and drive a bunch of nails in a hunk of wood standing upright and then you stick the bottles on the nails. Its gawdawful pretty when the light twinkles on it or when you tinkle on it. I'll ask my wife about the pee thing, maybe she's just been jealous of my habits and needs a little tention herself.
Nice plant. I seem to have trouble keeping them alive, but I'm sure I could handle this one. Hell, at the rate my husband drinks, I could have a whole forest in a month!
Just be careful when you prune.
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