Charles Williams and his da and Jerky

I had a dream the other night. I was at some sort
> of street festival and Dad came walking up, he had
> some sort of frame with jerky stretched over it,
> although it looked more like chocolate or rubber. I
> don't know what it was but the important this is
> WHAT Dad was wearing....
> He had on knee high brown leather boots with lots of
> tooling on them, he had on brown leather pants with
> a long brown leather coat..... On his head.... He
> had on some sort of head dress that looked like
> something out of Time Bandits or some sort of
> Genghis Khan thing made out of sticks and leather,
> the whole get up made him loot about 8 feet tall and
> he was just wandering around showing off his leather
> jerky thing. Can any one tell me what this all
> means? Is this the kind of story Josh is looking
> for My Mule? I need your help.
> C