Brother Cartmans Neverland
My brother hmmmm? Lets call him Cartman…. My brother Cartman had a run in with the law which caused me to loose my new enterprise to become the first and best X-Treme petting zoo’s in the contiguous United States. I had a facility of nearly 720 acres fenced and naturally landscaped meeting all the requirements our insurance companies required. I had more bizarre animals than you can shake a stick at, aquatic as well as terrestrial and I proudly say not one of them was something you would allow within 50 yards of a loved one. My business plan was tailored for the X-treme crowd and they like pain, danger, idiocy and such… I had it all! I had 5 Lynx, 17 Electric eels, 32 porcupines, 74 Sea Urchins, 1066 Piranha , 90 Ferrets, 45 Badgers, 50…yes 50 Wolverines, 2 Grizzly, 3 Black and 5 Brown bears a plethora of leaches …the list goes on, just a drop in the bucket but you get an idea of the diversity of beasts available at my X-Treme petting zoo made available by me to fill any freaks fantasy of brain damaged fun.
Cartman on the other hand decided to open against my advice a Heavy Petting Zoo named "Neverland Heavy Petting Zoo" . He had goats, Tapirs, sheep of course, miniature donkeys etc. I grow weary at the thought of his …sickness. Of course he was sued by the Jackson family for stealing their idea and as a result I lost all my credibly and my financing because I was kinda related to him.
I move onward cautiously and with some trepidation while Cartman still cavorts with his extra inventory of animals. Life aint fair and the petting zoo game is a thankless business….Plan B!