tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post6991789137435074102..comments2023-06-27T05:01:36.318-10:00Comments on My Mule: Riding My Motorbike Within a Hairs Breath of Nude'sjosh williamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-61205946354210167232008-04-18T00:20:00.000-10:002008-04-18T00:20:00.000-10:00I was just talking about Marx, now I wonder if he ...I was just talking about Marx, now I wonder if he was a nudist? I'll google!<BR/><BR/>Have a great weekend Josh!Monehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00929555583968823130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-29710342767036221732008-04-16T16:19:00.000-10:002008-04-16T16:19:00.000-10:00clea: I was on the trail a few years ago during a ...clea: I was on the trail a few years ago during a race and I my brother had run out of gas, so I rode up a creek bed to a trash can and fished out a can to drain gas into to transfer to my brothers tank. During my can diving a couple of old vinyl seated golf carts pulled up with big naked people covered with dust and sweat.The one who looked just like Santa kept hailing me to come over and chat, I declined.Even at 40 I was troubled by the thought of Santa sweaty, dust covered and nude riding around seeking conversation, or at least he did not have any cloths on, the daddy parts were hidden by a wealth of food.<BR/><BR/>zen:I have been to nude beach's and am not impressed, never have been.As a nudist will tell you,"there is nothing ugly about the human body". I feel compelled to respond. "I beg to differ"! Hell I don't even take nude photos of myself! However if you want to walk around a beach or woods naked, thats fine with me,it's just people naked, we all end up bone naked in the end...Not a hang up, but for crying out loud if I am riding my bike on a trail surrounded by trees (that do not move if hit by a person on a moto-bike) then well never mind... I have seen my fair share of nudists and it really doesn't bother me, I just don't want to sit on the same chair they recently vacated.<BR/><BR/>toby: Simian is always implied.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-56685214054628615992008-04-16T15:42:00.000-10:002008-04-16T15:42:00.000-10:00Not a single mention of a simian. Josh, you disapp...Not a single mention of a simian. Josh, you disappoint me.Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-18707921034668758542008-04-16T08:35:00.000-10:002008-04-16T08:35:00.000-10:00One great thing about a nude beach is that it piss...One great thing about a nude beach is that it pisses off Osama bin Laden.<BR/><BR/>I am sure there is something else good about a nude beach...I just can't think of it...<BR/><BR/>There are obviously three types of women on a nude beach (in my limited experience):<BR/><BR/>1) Impossibly hot strippers on vacation trying to get an even tan. (To state the obvious, you don't stand a chance in hell...)<BR/><BR/>2) Women who saw the hot strippers taking off their top and decided it was a "good idea." (It wasn't...) You stand a chance in hell. If you succeed, it will be hell...<BR/><BR/>3) Married French women on vacation with their husband. (Moot point whether you stand a chance in hell or not. Bangable--but that is also a moot point...except I guess to their husband...)<BR/><BR/>Like I said, though, anything that pisses bin Laden off is good.<BR/><BR/>Like a ham sandwich on San Francisco sourdough with extra mayo...<BR/><BR/>Or some sodium pentothal and a rubber hose to the kidneys...<BR/><BR/>(Just kidding on that last one...)<BR/><BR/>###<BR/><BR/>I just thought of another thing good about a nude beach: You can strike up a conversation with a slightly-hotter-than-average-Mary Lou-from-next-door about how you, "both wondered onto the nude beach--and isn't it interesting from a sociological perspective. Oh? You MAJORED in Sociology at Kansas State? Who would have guessed it? Blah, blah, blah..."<BR/><BR/>You stand a chance in hell...Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-33524406534944021502008-04-15T14:26:00.000-10:002008-04-15T14:26:00.000-10:00I remember the first time I accidentally stumbled ...I remember the first time I accidentally stumbled across a nude beach. I still haven't recovered. Nothing glamorous about that!Cléahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10007512047597938545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-83322347961184442662008-04-15T09:06:00.000-10:002008-04-15T09:06:00.000-10:00mone: Hey, thanks I like the heroism quote, it tru...mone: Hey, thanks I like the heroism quote, it truly applies!<BR/><BR/>zen:W F Buckley's vocabulary always made me cry.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-62483265771863571792008-04-15T08:34:00.000-10:002008-04-15T08:34:00.000-10:00It would have been hard to make an argument for nu...It would have been hard to make an argument for nude motorcycling even before the invention of air conditioning, but NOW--I mean, I would like to see even the late, great William F. Buckley try to debate that position.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1488031502809277412008-04-15T03:57:00.000-10:002008-04-15T03:57:00.000-10:00We have a really wet spring over here too and even...We have a really wet spring over here too and even as I LOVE motorbikes I sure could think of something better to do by 40 degrees. I guess I've just become a Sissy, hahahaha.<BR/><BR/>"The evidence of heroism is not in winning a battle, but in bearing a defeat." <BR/><BR/>XOXOMonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00929555583968823130noreply@blogger.com