tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post2021689882713111192..comments2023-06-27T05:01:36.318-10:00Comments on My Mule: Toilets Birthday and Roscoe is Feeling Betterjosh williamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-54850515481244872172008-08-14T15:25:00.000-10:002008-08-14T15:25:00.000-10:00zen: I was not offended. Now that first one remind...zen: I was not offended. Now that first one reminded me of the old joke. Whats the difference between an Italian Grandmother and an Elephant? The Elephant does not have a mustache. ( I do not think anyone will be offended by this joke I do not think Elephants read my blog)<BR/> I was in Italy I think in 97 and as I remember lots of scooters, and gas stations closing at odd times but I do not recall any truck stops. I wonder if his niece was on a bus tour?<BR/><BR/> Pancetta Donna I think translates into bacon lady, which comes in quite handy if one is going to order a BLT and is trying to get the attention of the waitress.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-28811895557742396872008-08-14T14:46:00.000-10:002008-08-14T14:46:00.000-10:00the fool: There is something about Flannery. I dig...the fool: There is something about Flannery. I dig her stuff, she writes real good.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-17829928753340058702008-08-14T14:16:00.000-10:002008-08-14T14:16:00.000-10:00The main difference in an Italian truckstop is tha...The main difference in an Italian truckstop is that the transexual hookers do not wax their moustaches, since there it makes them "more feminine."<BR/><BR/>(I apologize in advance for that one...that was offensive. I meant to say, TRANSGENDERED hookers...)<BR/><BR/>Actually the time I went to Italy--which was A LONG FREAKIN' TIME AGO--I did not see a truck stop that I can recall.<BR/><BR/>But I take this dude's word for it...I mean they have to get the marinara sauce to the grocery store SOME WAY...Do the truckers wear hats that say, "Italy: Love It or Leave It!" or better yet, "Save a Tree: Tell a French Guy to Eat a Beaver!"<BR/><BR/>By the way, Prego Spaghetti Sauce is called Please Spaghetti Sauce in Italy. I think...<BR/><BR/>In Italy, when you want to take a woman out and you don't have much money, you say, "Well, shit--how about AMERICAN? Who the hell does not like THAT??"Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-47858263281049323432008-08-14T11:07:00.000-10:002008-08-14T11:07:00.000-10:00Thanks for the link. That was a fun review. Flan...Thanks for the link. That was a fun review. Flannery rocks.The Foolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06962641109795032438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-39421893445311395262008-08-14T05:22:00.000-10:002008-08-14T05:22:00.000-10:00the fool: Thanks for the comment and I put a link ...the fool: Thanks for the comment and I put a link in the post the story it was originally an Amazon book review, it takes a few paragraphs to get to the story but if your interested have then its all yours.<BR/><BR/>clea: Thanks, Roscoe is the real deal.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-28511527084338386482008-08-14T00:45:00.000-10:002008-08-14T00:45:00.000-10:00Roscoe sounds like a good fighter with the right a...Roscoe sounds like a good fighter with the right attitude. I wish him all the best.Cléahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10007512047597938545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-56152463560185668002008-08-13T21:05:00.000-10:002008-08-13T21:05:00.000-10:00Well, I guess I'll have to check out this read, as...Well, I guess I'll have to check out this read, as "Travels with Roscoe" was certainly a good recommendation. Sorry to hear that the protagonist of that Roscoe is going through the tribulations set before him. Be sure to tell him that his readership is pulling for him.<BR/><BR/>And it's great to have such relation among family, eh? It sounds like no one is keeping score, and everyone is just happy to be. I guess I'll have to search the archives for the story behind the "I seen the dummy" shirt...unless, of course, you would be so kind as to link it for me in this posting (hint-hint).<BR/><BR/>Take care. Catch you later.The Foolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06962641109795032438noreply@blogger.com