tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post113970965256984647..comments2023-06-27T05:01:36.318-10:00Comments on My Mule: Guest Posting on Ferret Leggingjosh williamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1140059545857640312006-02-15T17:12:00.000-10:002006-02-15T17:12:00.000-10:00fuck. i thought it was sushi. i fed it to the ca...fuck. i thought it was sushi. i fed it to the cat...jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1140016780488029262006-02-15T05:19:00.000-10:002006-02-15T05:19:00.000-10:00JJ: Hold onto your hat! Take a tums and open the s...JJ: Hold onto your hat! Take a tums and open the sushi I sent you express mail. I think you will find the wasabi is the least potent ingredient.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139987354163191352006-02-14T21:09:00.000-10:002006-02-14T21:09:00.000-10:00Josh i can see you have a lot on your plate, but a...Josh i can see you have a lot on your plate, but are you nearly done inventing me that cocaine tablet? i'm getting a bit edgy over this side...jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139978747719919322006-02-14T18:45:00.000-10:002006-02-14T18:45:00.000-10:00ing: Becks cool, but you have to realize my comput...ing: Becks cool, but you have to realize my computer has been cobbled to together from a variety of TV remotes I stole form behind the cushions of friends couch's. So I work with what I gotz...<BR/><BR/>Toilet: You aint nuthin but a boiled turd trying to pass himself off as a stir fried chunk of shite. (no offense intended) Peace Trailsjosh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139955290019993942006-02-14T12:14:00.000-10:002006-02-14T12:14:00.000-10:00I guess Beck is too hot for your hard drive. Ah, ...I guess Beck is too hot for your hard drive. Ah, well.inghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139953466810622812006-02-14T11:44:00.000-10:002006-02-14T11:44:00.000-10:00Roxi: You can be the female Ferret Legger in the m...Roxi: You can be the female Ferret Legger in the movie.Send money.<BR/><BR/>Action: Sure, we will have to build a false hull in your deck and I cant pay you anything but of course you knew that, just the spirit of helping out, dang Action your good people.<BR/><BR/>CC: Mel Gibson is the size of Captain Carl, I dont have any shrinking machines (sans a cold shower). It would cost a fortune to buy one but if you front me the money I can get the job done , just keep in mind do you really want to be the size of fly? Just to be dropped near Mr. Gibsons fly.<BR/><BR/>ing: Whoever you chose over Mel did not show when I clicked your highlight. Which is fine, I got a mirror thats all the hunk I need to see.<BR/><BR/>Toilet: Thanks, your catching on fast.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139952858218272142006-02-14T11:34:00.000-10:002006-02-14T11:34:00.000-10:00Mom:Stop deleting my comments, man! I have great ...Mom:<BR/><BR/>Stop deleting my comments, man! I have <I>great</I> taste!inghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139949147172392862006-02-14T10:32:00.000-10:002006-02-14T10:32:00.000-10:00Mel Gibson?! Ewww! Now this is more like it! Yo...<A HREF="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/braveheart/mel_gibson/braveheart1.jpg" REL="nofollow">Mel Gibson</A>?! Ewww! <BR/><BR/>Now <A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/beck4beck/beck_6-mean9.jpg" REL="nofollow">this</A> is more like it! Yowsa!inghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139942182386022302006-02-14T08:36:00.000-10:002006-02-14T08:36:00.000-10:00What if we invented a shrinking machine and we shr...What if we invented a shrinking machine and we shrunk me down, pretended I was a ferret and dropped me in Mel Gibson's pants?<BR/><BR/>That could work out, right?Crabbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12650909389562573668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139930566373595742006-02-14T05:22:00.001-10:002006-02-14T05:22:00.001-10:00Cal: So how many 900#'s will that be then. 15? 20?...Cal: So how many 900#'s will that be then. 15? 20? Change it I'm not bothered at all, nothing bothers we. I repeat I am not crazy! I am and never have been crazy! I think my posts and comments speak for themselves, case closed. Cal you are going to be levied a huge fine for wasting the courts time. As sane as day JWWjosh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139930525618403402006-02-14T05:22:00.000-10:002006-02-14T05:22:00.000-10:00Oh, Jesus! Don't tell me that this is squirrel's b...Oh, Jesus! Don't tell me that this is squirrel's blood on my flovots?!?!?! I mean it was bad enough thinking I injured a ferret, but a squirrle!?!? <BR/><BR/>Commander Josh, say it ain't so. <BR/><BR/>Already crumpling under the pressure of a lonely Valentines Day --- how can one cope with this added news. <BR/><BR/>Tho, I don't care much for flying squirrels' -- they freak me out and bring bats to mind. I could go for some bat bashing if I had a suit of armour.mattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13792716037555018912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139921716462458752006-02-14T02:55:00.000-10:002006-02-14T02:55:00.000-10:00look dude, do I have to change me phone number????...look dude, do I have to change me phone number????<BR/><BR/>I willCalzonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05975973343583557730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139894738625402592006-02-13T19:25:00.000-10:002006-02-13T19:25:00.000-10:00NT I.N.G.: Thems Ferrets!JJ: Thems Ferrets!NT I.N.G.: Thems Ferrets!<BR/><BR/>JJ: Thems Ferrets!josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139894494422129832006-02-13T19:21:00.000-10:002006-02-13T19:21:00.000-10:00Ing, be a darling will you and pass me the brown s...Ing, be a darling will you and pass me the brown squirrel when you are done? keep your voice down though, will you - poor josh is on some "these are definitely ferrets" headtrip...<BR/><BR/>Josh, do you have some ground coffee i could borrow dude? i'm all out...jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139894377435614152006-02-13T19:19:00.000-10:002006-02-13T19:19:00.000-10:00Mom:Hi, mom.Mom:<BR/><BR/>Hi, mom.inghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139894330069354532006-02-13T19:18:00.000-10:002006-02-13T19:18:00.000-10:00You crazy to the nth! I say that because you'd ha...You crazy to the nth! I say that because you'd <I>have</I> to be crazy to pass up some squirrel action. <BR/><BR/>--Notorious I.N.G.inghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139882178414958032006-02-13T15:56:00.000-10:002006-02-13T15:56:00.000-10:00toilet crabby: Sounds like ya got a deal!Calzone: ...toilet crabby: Sounds like ya got a deal!<BR/><BR/>Calzone: I am not crazy. Trust me.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139879931134181142006-02-13T15:18:00.000-10:002006-02-13T15:18:00.000-10:00My agents number 1-800-ten-cent.He works really ch...My agents number 1-800-ten-cent.<BR/><BR/>He works really cheap.Crabbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12650909389562573668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139878544342524542006-02-13T14:55:00.000-10:002006-02-13T14:55:00.000-10:00You crazy bastard. I'm a little scared of youYou crazy bastard. I'm a little scared of youCalzonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05975973343583557730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139870425574416632006-02-13T12:40:00.000-10:002006-02-13T12:40:00.000-10:00Toilet: Lets put crabs agent intouch with your age...Toilet: Lets put crabs agent intouch with your agent. We really want you for the part.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139865963130136342006-02-13T11:26:00.000-10:002006-02-13T11:26:00.000-10:00Crabby: Great idea, I volunteer toilet, hes a grea...Crabby: Great idea, I volunteer toilet, hes a great actor.<BR/><BR/>JJ:What kind of bone head would tick a csquirrel down his pants? No thems ferrets!josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139864075908700762006-02-13T10:54:00.000-10:002006-02-13T10:54:00.000-10:00Josh are you SURE they aren't squirrels??Josh are you SURE they aren't squirrels??jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139853507970264562006-02-13T07:58:00.000-10:002006-02-13T07:58:00.000-10:00E and GADS!Ah, ferrets. I hate the little bastar...E and GADS!<BR/><BR/>Ah, ferrets. I hate the little bastards. We had weird friends in Cleveland who kept the miserable little buggers. They were always encouraging people to pet them.<BR/><BR/>My advice, never pet a ferret. they are evil little, razor-toothed, demons from hell.<BR/><BR/>Ferret Legging. (shiver) Did this originate in Scotland? It's sounds like something my people would begin after a long day at the pub.<BR/><BR/>PS. I do fancy the, "I got a red eye'd demon in my pants." ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!<BR/><BR/>I think we must do a movie on ferret legging. I'll need a couple of volunteers. anyone? anyone?Crabbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12650909389562573668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139850869547269052006-02-13T07:14:00.000-10:002006-02-13T07:14:00.000-10:00ing: I'm awake but my mouth taastes of ferret?Blo...ing: I'm awake but my mouth taastes of ferret?<BR/><BR/>Blood: Splendid idea.The article I read first in Outside magazine had them gathering in pubs and when Reg came in they eventually grew bored and left or he would have continued to keep the little buggers down his pants. Now I first read about Reg in Outside Magazine sometime in the mid 80's I was heartbroken when I lost the copy and finally did an search on Ferret Legging and came upon this article. Then I did Outside magazine Ferret Legging and I kept getting the same author and ferret legging was referanced but could not find the issue. What has happened is by Don Katz, rewrote his story from Outside and sold it to November Harper's 1992.Its hard to remember the original version I thought Randy Wayne White had written it but now I realize DK had and was making money years after his visit with Reg. For all we know Reg was dead in 92. <BR/>My Mule super detective JWjosh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13354610.post-1139848280252633032006-02-13T06:31:00.000-10:002006-02-13T06:31:00.000-10:00Do people pay money to see this?I would like to st...Do people pay money to see this?<BR/>I would like to start a ferret ranch and then used the money from ferret legging to breed more ferrets. Then I will put it on paypreview where I can make a fortune. THen the demand for the little critters will bring them out of near extinction. <BR/>"Save Ferrets"Bloodgoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01743495080535473922noreply@blogger.com